{"product_id":"dead-inside-but-still-horny-card","title":"Dead Inside But Still Horny Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Dead Inside But Still Horny Greeting Card by Kush Kards offers a unique way to express affection with its playful, edgy design.\u003c\/strong\u003e This A2-sized card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" and features a coffin motif, making it perfect for individuals who appreciate dark humor and a touch of naughtiness in their relationships. It comes with a matching envelope and is protected by plastic packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis greeting card stands out with its bold, punny presentation, combining a morbid coffin theme with a cheeky message. Unlike conventional cards, it caters to a specific sense of humor, appealing to those who embrace a 'now-or-never' outlook while maintaining a playful, aroused spirit. The design ensures a memorable and conversation-starting delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDelivers a memorable message with a punny, coffin-themed design — ideal for dark humor enthusiasts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures 4.25\" x 5.5\" — standard A2 size for easy mailing and display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes a matching envelope — ready for gifting right out of the packaging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtected by plastic packaging — ensures the card arrives in pristine condition.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted by Kush Kards — a brand known for its unique and humorous stationery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures a 'Dead Inside But Still Horny' slogan — perfect for expressing bold affection.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kush Kards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCard Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.625 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7.5 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals with a dark sense of humor and a penchant for playful, bold expressions of affection. Perfect for partners or friends who appreciate unconventional greetings and a touch of naughtiness, especially those who enjoy gothic or macabre aesthetics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat size is the greeting card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe card is an A2 size, measuring 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. This is a standard greeting card size, making it suitable for most envelopes and easy to mail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes it come with an envelope?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, the Dead Inside But Still Horny Greeting Card includes a matching envelope. It is also protected by plastic packaging to ensure it arrives in excellent condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this card suitable for all occasions?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile versatile for those with a specific sense of humor, this card's edgy and 'naughty' theme makes it best suited for intimate relationships, anniversaries, or adult-themed celebrations where such humor is appreciated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExpress your boldest sentiments with the Dead Inside But Still Horny Greeting Card. Its unique coffin motif and cheeky message offer a memorable way to connect with someone special, blending dark humor with playful arousal.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kush Kards","offers":[{"title":"Any Occasion","offer_id":50015116755181,"sku":"KK-NK-HORNY","price":8.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/8458\/6989\/files\/KK-NK-HORNY.jpg?v=1779827626","url":"https:\/\/www.levatoys.com\/products\/dead-inside-but-still-horny-card","provider":"Leva Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}