Add Insult to Injury Bandages w/Assorted Sayings - Box of 25

Add Insult to Injury Bandages from Eldorado are a humorous take on standard first aid, featuring assorted witty sayings. Packaged in a collectible tin, these adhesive bandages offer a playful way to cover minor cuts and scrapes. They're ideal for adding a touch of unexpected humor to everyday boo-boos.

Tired of boring bandages? These aren't your grandma's first-aid strips. The Add Insult to Injury Bandages from Eldorado inject a dose of cheeky humor into wound care. Each bandage in this box of 25 comes with a unique, often sarcastic, saying designed to elicit a chuckle, making minor injuries a little less serious. It's a fun way to share a laugh, especially for couples looking for a playful gag gift or a unique addition to their personal first-aid kit.

Product Details

• Brand: Eldorado
• Quantity: 25 bandages
• Packaging: Tin
• Material: Adhesive
• Primary Use: First Aid / Novelty

Best for: Built for couples who appreciate dark humor and playful surprises, individuals looking for unique gag gifts, and anyone who wants to add a laugh to their first-aid supplies.

• Humorous sayings on each bandage — adds a comical twist to covering cuts.
• Comes in a collectible tin — perfect for storage and display.
• Box of 25 assorted bandages — ensures variety and plenty to share.
• Adhesive material for secure application — stays in place on minor wounds.
• Unique gift idea for couples — offers a playful, lighthearted surprise.
• Designed for everyday minor injuries — ideal for scrapes and small cuts.

Adhesive

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

What kind of sayings are on these bandages?

The bandages feature a variety of witty and often sarcastic sayings. While they're assorted, they generally lean towards humorous, slightly edgy phrases that play on the idea of 'adding insult to injury' in a lighthearted way.

Are these bandages good for actual injuries?

Yes, these are functional adhesive bandages designed for minor cuts and scrapes. The novelty sayings are printed on them, but they provide standard wound coverage and protection.

Can I buy just one bandage instead of the whole box?

These bandages are sold exclusively as a box of 25. This quantity ensures you have a good selection of the assorted sayings and makes them ideal for sharing or keeping a well-stocked, humorous first-aid kit.

Eldorado's Add Insult to Injury Bandages offer a humorous twist on first aid with 25 assorted witty sayings in a collectible tin, perfect for a playful surprise or gag gift.

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