All Dicks Naughty Straws - Asst. Colors Pack of 11

The Kheper All Dicks Naughty Straws are vibrantly colored drinking accessories designed for festive gatherings. This pack includes 11 penis-shaped straws in assorted colors, mirroring the Progress Flag palette. They are crafted from plastic, offering a playful and inclusive way to enjoy beverages at LGBTQ+ events and parties.

These unique straws stand out with their playful penis shape and a spectrum of colors that represent the Progress Flag, making them ideal for themed celebrations. Unlike plain drinking straws, these add a touch of cheeky fun and inclusivity to any event, encouraging guests to select a color that resonates with them.

Key Features

• Add playful flair to drinks — 11 penis-shaped straws in assorted colors
• Celebrate inclusivity — colors match the Progress Flag palette
• Durable construction for repeated use — made from plastic
• Generous size for various beverages — 5-inch length
• Eye-catching design for parties — vibrant assorted colors
• Suitable for LGBTQ+ events and gatherings — inclusive theme

Product Specifications

• Brand: Kheper
• Quantity: 11
• Length: 5 inches
• Diameter: 1.75 inches
• Height: 13 inches
• Material: Plastic
• Color: Assorted Colors

Best for: Party hosts planning LGBTQ+ celebrations or themed events; individuals looking for novelty drinkware for bachelorette parties or pride gatherings; groups seeking fun, conversation-starting accessories for social events.

Common Questions

Are these straws reusable?

These straws are made from plastic, suggesting they can be washed and reused for multiple occasions. Their durable construction is designed to withstand repeated use at parties and events.

What are the dimensions of each straw?

Each of the 11 straws in the pack measures 5 inches in length with a diameter of 1.75 inches. The overall packaging height is 13 inches.

Can I choose specific colors in the pack?

The pack comes with assorted colors designed to match the Progress Flag palette. While specific color selection isn't available, the variety ensures a vibrant and inclusive assortment for your event.

Add a memorable touch to your next celebration with Kheper's All Dicks Naughty Straws. Featuring 11 penis-shaped straws in assorted Progress Flag colors, these plastic accessories offer a fun and inclusive way to enjoy beverages at any party.

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Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

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