Bend Over Birthday Greeting Card

The Bend Over Birthday Greeting Card from Kush Kards offers a humorous and direct way to celebrate a birthday. This A2-sized card measures 4.25" x 5.5" and includes a matching envelope, all protected in plastic packaging. It's designed for those who appreciate a bold, no-nonsense birthday wish.

When you want to send a birthday message that’s memorable and a little cheeky, this card delivers. Unlike generic greetings, the Kush Kards 'Bend Over' card cuts straight to the chase with its playful, attention-grabbing sentiment. It’s perfect for close friends or partners who share a similar sense of humor and aren't afraid of a bold statement.

Card Details

• Brand: Kush Kards
• Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
• Includes: Card and Envelope
• Packaging: Plastic Bag

Best for: Individuals looking for funny, edgy, or risqué birthday cards for close friends, partners, or anyone with a bold sense of humor. Suitable for recipients aged 21+ who appreciate direct and unconventional greetings.

• Direct birthday humor — features a bold, no-filter message for friends with a similar sense of humor.
• Standard A2 card size — measures a convenient 4.25" x 5.5" for easy mailing.
• Includes matching envelope — comes ready to be addressed and sent.
• Protective plastic packaging — ensures the card arrives in pristine condition.
• From Kush Kards — known for their unique and often provocative greeting card designs.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

What size is this birthday card?

This is an A2-sized card, which measures 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. It's a standard size that fits easily into most mailboxes.

Does it come with an envelope?

Yes, the Bend Over Birthday Greeting Card includes a matching envelope. It's packaged together, ready for you to write your message and send it off.

Is the message appropriate for everyone?

The message is bold and humorous, intended for recipients who share a similar edgy sense of humor. It's best suited for close friends or partners rather than casual acquaintances.

The Kush Kards 'Bend Over' Birthday Card offers a direct, humorous message in a standard A2 size with a matching envelope. Perfect for friends who appreciate bold, unconventional birthday greetings.

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