For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card

The Kush Kards For The Record...Best Titties Alive Greeting Card is an A2 size card measuring 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. This playful card comes with a matching envelope and is protected by plastic packaging. It's ideal for expressing appreciation or celebrating a special occasion with a touch of humor.

Unlike generic cards, this unique stationery offers a bold and memorable message for recipients. The design focuses on a humorous and direct sentiment, setting it apart from more traditional or understated greeting cards. It’s crafted for those who appreciate a direct and cheeky form of communication.

Key Features

• Delivers a humorous message — "Best Titties Alive"
• Features a standard A2 card size — 4.25" x 5.5"
• Includes a coordinating envelope for easy gifting
• Protected by clear plastic packaging for pristine condition
• Part of the Kush Kards collection for distinctive stationery
• Designed for direct and cheeky communication

Card Details

• Brand: Kush Kards
• Card Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
• Dimensions: 4.75" L x 0.5" W x 7.5" H
• Packaging: Plastic Sleeve, Envelope

Best for: The witty friend who enjoys bold humor, individuals seeking a unique card for birthdays or celebrations, and anyone who appreciates stationery that makes a statement.

Common Questions

What size is the card?

The card is an A2 size, measuring 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. This is a standard and popular size for greeting cards, making it easy to handle and display.

Does it come with an envelope?

Yes, the card includes a matching envelope. This ensures you have everything you need to send your message directly to the recipient.

Is the card suitable for formal occasions?

This card features a humorous and direct message, making it best suited for informal celebrations or for individuals with a shared sense of cheeky humor. It's not typically recommended for very formal events.

The For The Record...Best Titties Alive Greeting Card offers a humorous and distinctive way to send well wishes. Its A2 size and included envelope make it a convenient, albeit cheeky, choice for memorable occasions.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

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