Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card

The Kush Kards Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card is an A2 size card, measuring 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. This humorous birthday card offers a playful and suggestive message for a special someone's birthday. It comes with an envelope and is sealed in plastic packaging.

Unlike traditional birthday cards that rely on generic well wishes, the Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card provides a bold and memorable statement. Its suggestive humor allows for a more personal and exciting way to celebrate a birthday, encouraging recipients to imagine beyond the cake.

Key Features

• Delivers a naughty birthday message — perfect for a suggestive celebration.
• Features a humorous 'Blow Me' theme — encourages playful birthday wishes.
• A2 card size — measures 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches for a compact greeting.
• Includes a matching envelope — ready for gifting upon arrival.
• Sealed in plastic packaging — ensures the card remains pristine.
• Blank inside for a personalized message — allows for custom sentiments.

Card Specifications

• Brand: Kush Kards
• Card Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
• Length: 5.5 in
• Height: 7.25 in
• Diameter: 0.2 in

Best for: Individuals looking for a risqué and humorous birthday card for their partner or a close friend with a similar sense of humor. Perfect for those who prefer a bold, playful, and memorable way to convey birthday wishes over traditional sentiments.

Common Questions

What size is this birthday card?

This is an A2 size card, which measures 4.25 inches wide by 5.5 inches tall. It's a standard size that fits easily into most envelopes and is suitable for mailing.

Does the card come with an envelope?

Yes, the Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card includes a matching envelope. It is also sealed in plastic packaging to keep it clean and protected before you give it to the recipient.

Can I write my own message inside?

Absolutely. The inside of the card is blank, giving you ample space to write a personal and custom message. This allows you to tailor the card's sentiment even further to your recipient.

The Kush Kards Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card offers a daringly humorous way to wish someone a happy birthday. Its suggestive theme and blank interior make it a memorable choice for those who appreciate playful, adult-oriented greetings.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →