Bone Greeting Card

The Bone Greeting Card is a unique adult Thanksgiving card designed to send playful holiday wishes. This A2 size card measures 4.25" x 5.5" and comes with a matching envelope. It's ideal for those seeking a cheeky and memorable way to celebrate the Thanksgiving season with a touch of adult humor.

Unlike generic holiday cards, this greeting offers a sophisticated yet naughty twist perfect for adult boutique collections. Its design focuses on a playful interpretation of Thanksgiving traditions, making it a standout choice for those who appreciate a more mature sense of humor in their seasonal greetings. The card provides a memorable way to connect with recipients on a more intimate level.

Key Features

• A memorable Thanksgiving greeting — featuring a playful, adult-themed design.
• Standard A2 card size — measuring 4.25" x 5.5" for easy mailing.
• Includes a matching envelope — ready for immediate sending.
• Premium cardstock construction — ensuring a luxurious feel and durability.
• Unique adult boutique item — offering a distinctive choice for holiday greetings.
• Plastic packaging protection — keeping the card pristine until arrival.

Card Specifications

• Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
• Included: Card, Envelope, Plastic Packaging
• Theme: Thanksgiving, Adult Humor

Best for: Individuals aged 21+ looking for humorous and slightly risqué holiday cards for close friends or partners. This card is for someone who enjoys adult boutique items and wants to add a playful, memorable element to their Thanksgiving greetings, moving beyond traditional sentiments.

Common Questions

What is the size of this Thanksgiving card?

The card is an A2 size, which measures 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. This is a standard size that fits easily into most mailboxes and is convenient for sending through the postal service.

Does the card come with an envelope?

Yes, the Bone Greeting Card includes a matching envelope. It is also protected by plastic packaging to ensure it arrives in perfect condition, ready for you to write your message and send.

Is this card suitable for all Thanksgiving recipients?

This card features adult humor and is best suited for recipients who appreciate a more mature and playful sense of comedy. It's designed for close friends, partners, or individuals with whom you share a more intimate and humorous relationship.

Send a uniquely cheeky message this Thanksgiving with this A2 greeting card. Its adult boutique design and included envelope offer a sophisticated, playful way to share holiday cheer, ensuring your card stands out.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

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