Bongs and Schlongs Greeting Card

The Kush Kards Bongs and Schlongs Greeting Card is an A2 size card, measuring 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. This card offers a blank interior for personalized messages, making it suitable for various occasions where a touch of playful naughtiness is desired. It comes with a matching envelope and is protected by plastic packaging.

Unlike generic greeting cards, the Bongs and Schlongs card provides a unique and humorous platform for expressing playful sentiments. Its customizable interior allows the sender to dictate the specific message, ensuring a personal touch for any adult celebration or inside joke. The card's design hints at a specific type of adult humor, setting it apart from more conventional options.

Key Features

• Personalized messages for any occasion — blank interior for custom text
• A2 card size — measures 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches
• Includes a matching envelope for easy gifting
• Protected by plastic packaging to maintain pristine condition
• Humorous and suggestive design for adult celebrations
• From Kush Kards, known for their unique adult-themed stationery

Card Details

• Brand: Kush Kards
• Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
• Length: 5 in
• Height: 7.5 in
• Diameter: 0.4 in

Best for: Adults seeking humorous and risqué greeting cards for birthdays, bachelor/bachelorette parties, or just to share a laugh with friends. Individuals who appreciate bold and playful stationery for intimate celebrations or inside jokes.

Common Questions

What size is this greeting card?

The card is an A2 size, which measures 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. It's a standard size for greeting cards, perfect for writing a personal message inside.

Does it come with an envelope?

Yes, the Bongs and Schlongs Greeting Card includes a matching envelope. It also comes in plastic packaging to keep it clean and protected until you're ready to use it.

Can I write my own message inside this card?

Absolutely. The inside of the card is blank, allowing you to write your own custom message. This makes it versatile for any occasion where you want to add a personal, playful touch.

This Kush Kards greeting card offers a unique way to celebrate adult occasions with humor. Its customizable interior and playful design, measuring 4.25" x 5.5", make it a memorable choice for those seeking a risqué and personal touch.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

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