D*ck! C*nt! Assh*le! - The Game of Blurting Expletives

The D*ck! C*nt! Assh*le! game by Kheper is a fast-paced card game for adults focused on blurting obscenities. It offers 10,000 possible card combinations, allowing players to score points by being the first to shout a vulgarity matching both drawn cards. This game is designed for quick-thinking players who enjoy adult humor.

Building on the success of its predecessor, this game elevates adult party entertainment with its rapid-fire gameplay. The thrill comes from outthinking opponents and the sheer speed at which you can deliver a fittingly offensive word. For an expanded experience, its cards can be mixed with those from the F*ck! Sh*t! Tw*t! game, multiplying the potential for hilarious, uncensored moments.

Key Features

• Score points by quickly naming an obscenity that matches two cards — rewarding speed and wit.
• Features 10,000 unique card combinations for extensive replayability.
• Designed for fast-paced adult party fun, encouraging quick thinking.
• Can be combined with F*ck! Sh*t! Tw*t! cards for an even larger game library.
• Promotes sharing your 'dirty mind' in a competitive and humorous setting.
• Includes sample cards like 'Something that you can put inside yourself' and 'That splatters when it explodes'.

Game Specifications

• Brand: Kheper
• Height: 6.75 inches
• Length: 4.5 inches
• Diameter: 1.5 inches

Best for: Adults seeking a humorous, fast-paced party game for nights in with friends. Ideal for individuals who appreciate edgy adult humor and quick-witted challenges, and fans of the original F*ck! Sh*t! Tw*t! game.

Common Questions

How do you win this obscenity game?

You win by being the first player to shout out a vulgar word that correctly matches both of the drawn cards. The player who scores the most points through quick thinking and appropriate expletive usage wins the round or the game.

Can I mix this game with other Kheper games?

Yes, you can absolutely mix the cards from D*ck! C*nt! Assh*le! with the F*ck! Sh*t! Tw*t! game. This combination significantly increases the number of possible card pairings and potential obscenities, offering an even more extensive and unpredictable gameplay experience.

What kind of humor does this game involve?

The game involves adult-oriented, edgy humor centered around blurting out vulgarities and obscenities. It's designed for mature audiences who enjoy fast-paced, somewhat shocking, and competitive wordplay with a comedic twist.

This Kheper card game offers 10,000 combinations for rapid-fire obscenity challenges. Win by being the fastest to match cards with a vulgarity, making it a thrilling adult party game.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

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