Dick Polish Masturbation Cream - 9.1 oz

Fuck Water's Dick Polish is a 9.1 oz oil-based masturbation cream designed for serious solo pleasure. Its thick texture melts on contact, offering a long-lasting, ultra-slippery, and glossy glide. This formulation is ideal for extended edging or gooning sessions, providing sustained sensation without rapid drying.

Unlike water-based lubricants, Dick Polish's oil base creates a unique, enduring glide that enhances sensation during prolonged solo use. Its formula is designed to remain slick, preventing dryness and ensuring comfort throughout extended sessions. The inclusion of vitamin E and plant oils also helps to nourish the skin.

• Lasting glide for extended sessions — oil-based formula prevents quick drying
• Melts with body heat for an ultra-slippery feel — thick cream texture
• Provides a glossy effect for enhanced visual and tactile sensation
• Nourishes skin with plant oils and vitamin E during use
• Specifically formulated for solo male masturbation and edging
• Not compatible with latex condoms or silicone toys due to oil base

• Brand: Fuck Water
• Size: 9.1 oz
• Base Type: Oil
• Dimensions: 3.6 x 3.6 x 2.625 inches
• Weight: 0.57 lbs
• Ingredients: Petrolatum, Mineral Oil, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Paraffin, Steric Acid, Microcrystalline Wax, Tocopheyl Acetate, Canola Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Tocopherol, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil
• Country of Manufacturer: Canada

Best for: Individuals seeking an intensely pleasurable solo experience, especially those who enjoy edging or gooning for extended periods. Users who prefer a long-lasting, slick sensation and a glossy finish will find this lubricant ideal.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

Is this lubricant safe to use with condoms?

No, Dick Polish is an oil-based lubricant and is not compatible with latex condoms. Oil-based products can degrade latex, compromising condom integrity, so it's recommended for solo use only.

Can I use this with silicone toys?

This masturbation cream is not compatible with silicone sex toys. Oil-based lubricants can break down silicone, potentially damaging your toys. It's designed for solo use on the body.

How long does the lubrication last?

Dick Polish is formulated for long-lasting glide. Its oil base and thick texture melt with body heat to provide an ultra-slippery sensation that doesn't dry out quickly, ensuring sustained pleasure during solo sessions.

Fuck Water's Dick Polish offers a superior, long-lasting glide for serious solo pleasure. Its unique oil-based formula melts on contact, providing an ultra-slippery, glossy sensation ideal for extended edging and gooning sessions.

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