Dick Polish Masturbation Cream - 9.1 oz

Fuck Water's Dick Polish is a 9.1 oz oil-based masturbation cream designed for intense solo pleasure. Its thick texture melts with body heat to provide a long-lasting, glossy glide. This formulation is ideal for extended edging or gooning sessions, focusing on serious pleasure for those who appreciate a luxurious feel and extended performance.

Unlike water-based lubes that can dry out quickly, Dick Polish's oil base creates a persistent slickness that enhances sensation throughout your session. The inclusion of Vitamin E and aloe leaf extract helps to nourish the skin, making it feel smooth and protected even during prolonged use, offering a richer experience.

Key Features

• Extended glide for prolonged sessions — oil-based formulation
• Nourishes and protects skin — enriched with Vitamin E and aloe
• Melts with body heat for a smooth, luxurious feel — thick cream texture
• Creates a glossy effect for enhanced visual and tactile sensation
• Designed for serious solo pleasure — ideal for edging and gooning
• Long-lasting performance that doesn't dry out quickly

Product Specifications

• Brand: Fuck Water
• Size: 9.1 oz
• Base Type: Oil
• Ingredients: Petrolatum, Mineral Oil, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Paraffin, Steric Acid, Microcrystalline Wax, Tocopheyl Acetate, Canola Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Tocopherol, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil
• Texture: Thick cream
• Compatibility: Solo use only, not compatible with latex condoms or silicone sex toys

Best for: Individuals seeking an intensely pleasurable and long-lasting solo experience, particularly those who enjoy extended edging or gooning sessions. Those who appreciate a luxurious, nourishing feel and a product that enhances tactile sensations will find this lubricant ideal.

Common Questions

Is this lubricant safe to use with condoms?

No, Dick Polish is an oil-based lubricant and is not compatible with latex condoms. Oil-based products can degrade latex, compromising condom integrity. It is recommended for solo use only.

Can I use this with my silicone sex toys?

This masturbation cream is not compatible with silicone sex toys. Oil-based lubricants can break down silicone materials over time. For use with toys, a water-based lubricant is generally recommended.

How long does the slickness typically last?

The oil-based formulation is designed for long-lasting glide, melting with body heat to provide extended slickness. It is specifically formulated not to dry out quickly, ensuring a consistent and pleasurable experience throughout your solo sessions.

Fuck Water's Dick Polish offers a superior, long-lasting glide with its nourishing oil-based formula. Enjoy an ultra-slippery, glossy sensation designed for serious solo pleasure and extended sessions.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Texture: Thick cream that melts with body heat Type: Oil base (not compatible with latex/condoms) Use: Male masturbation Effects: Long-lasting glide, glossy effect Compatibility: Solo use only, not compatible with silicone sex toys Storage: At room temperature, with the cap tightly closed

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Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

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