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Shots The Dickheads Bride Spread Knife

Spread the love at any party with the Dickheads spreader knife. Make it a center piece of your next charcuterie board.

$6.58
Category · Miscellaneous
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Description

Spread the love at any party with the Dickheads spreader knife. Make it a center piece of your next charcuterie board.

We chose the Shots The Dickheads Bride Spread Knife because the best bachelorette pieces are the ones that make the bride laugh — quickly, completely, without a single eye-roll. Shots reads the room well.

Made in abs plastic, stainless steel — finished cleanly, packaged so it survives the suitcase.

Add it to the welcome bag, the rehearsal-dinner gag, or the late-evening dare. The kind of small joy that's gone before it's noticed.

The Shots The Dickheads Bride Spread Knife by Eldorado is a novelty spreader designed for party charcuterie boards. Made from ABS plastic and stainless steel, this 6.3-inch utensil adds a humorous touch to any gathering. It's waterproof and splashproof, making it easy to clean after use.

Elevate your next party spread with this uniquely designed spreader. It's more than just a utensil; it's a conversation starter. The ergonomic handle ensures a comfortable grip while the stainless steel blade effortlessly spreads cheese, pâté, or dips, making your charcuterie board a memorable centerpiece.

Product Details

  • Brand: Eldorado
  • Materials: ABS Plastic, Stainless Steel
  • Dimensions: 6.3" x 1.57" x 0.98"
  • Waterproof: Yes
  • Splashproof: Yes
  • Phthalate Free: Yes

Best for: Individuals hosting parties or gatherings, those looking for unique bridal shower or bachelorette gifts, and anyone who appreciates novelty kitchenware for charcuterie boards.

Key features
  • Humorous party centerpiece — designed to spark laughter and conversation.
  • Durable construction — made with ABS plastic and stainless steel for longevity.
  • Easy to clean — waterproof and splashproof for hassle-free maintenance.
  • Versatile use — perfect for spreading cheese, dips, and charcuterie accompaniments.
  • Ideal gift — a fun and cheeky present for bridal showers or bachelorette parties.
Materials
ABS Plastic, Stainless Steel
Specifications
Product dimensions 0.98" x 1.57" x 6.3" Waterproof Yes Splashproof Yes Phthalate free Yes Specifications Sizes: 6.3in/16cm 1.6in/4cmMaterial: ABS + Stainless steel Materials ABS + Stainless Steel
Care
Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.
Common questions

Is this spreader safe for food contact?

Yes, this spreader is made from ABS plastic and stainless steel, both of which are considered food-safe materials. It's also phthalate-free and designed for use with cheeses, dips, and other spreadable food items.

How do I clean the Dickheads spreader knife?

Cleaning is simple as the spreader is both waterproof and splashproof. You can easily wash it by hand with soap and water, or place it in your dishwasher for a thorough clean.

What kind of parties is this spreader best for?

This novelty spreader is perfect for any party where you want to add a touch of humor. It's particularly popular for bachelorette parties, bridal showers, girls' nights, or any casual get-together with friends.

The Eldorado Dickheads Bride Spread Knife adds a playful touch to any charcuterie board. Made from durable ABS and stainless steel, this 6.3-inch utensil is waterproof and splashproof for easy cleaning.

Shipping & discreet packaging
Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →