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Shots The Dickheads Bride Straws

The Dickheads Straws are ideal funny gifts for sucking down one too many. These bachelorette party supplies are a necessity.

$4.98
White
Color
Category · Bachelorette
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Description

The Dickheads Straws are ideal funny gifts for sucking down one too many. These bachelorette party supplies are a necessity.

We chose the Shots The Dickheads Bride Straws because the best bachelorette pieces are the ones that make the bride laugh — quickly, completely, without a single eye-roll. Shots reads the room well.

Made in plastic — finished cleanly, packaged so it survives the suitcase.

Add it to the welcome bag, the rehearsal-dinner gag, or the late-evening dare. The kind of small joy that's gone before it's noticed.

Offered in the white family.

Shots The Dickheads Bride Straws by Eldorado are novelty drinking accessories designed for bachelorette parties. Made from PE plastic, these white straws measure 7.3 inches long with a 0.16-inch inner diameter. They are waterproof, splashproof, and phthalate-free, making them a fun and safe addition to any celebration.

Elevate your bachelorette bash with these cheeky Dickheads Bride Straws from Eldorado. Unlike standard party favors, these novelty straws add a playful and humorous element to drinks, ensuring memorable moments. Their durable PE plastic construction is both waterproof and splashproof, so the fun won't be diluted by spills.

Product Details

  • Brand: Shots
  • Color: White
  • Material: PE Plastic
  • Length: 7.3 inches
  • Inner Diameter: 0.16 inches
  • Waterproof: Yes
  • Splashproof: Yes
  • Phthalate Free: Yes

Best for: Brides-to-be and their friends planning a bachelorette party, individuals looking for a humorous gag gift, and party planners seeking unique and fun drinkware for themed events.

Key features
  • Hilarious party accessory — perfect for bachelorette celebrations and gag gifts.
  • Durable plastic construction — made from phthalate-free PE material.
  • Generous size — measures 7.3 inches long for easy use with various cups.
  • Waterproof and splashproof — designed to withstand party drinks.
  • Vibrant white color — stands out as a fun party decoration.
Materials
Plastic
Specifications
Product dimensions 0" x 7.28" Inner diameter 0.16" Waterproof Yes Splashproof Yes Phthalate free Yes Specifications Sizes: 7.3in/18,5cm 0.16in/0,4cmMaterial: PE Materials PE
Care
Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.
Common questions

Are these straws reusable?

While designed for fun, these straws are made from PE plastic and are intended for single-use party novelty. They are not designed for long-term repeated use like traditional reusable straws.

Can I use these straws with hot drinks?

These straws are waterproof and splashproof, but they are not specifically rated for hot beverages. They are best suited for cold drinks at parties and celebrations.

How many straws come in a pack?

The product is packaged in a bag. Specific quantities per bag are not detailed, but they are sold as a novelty item designed for group party use.

Shots The Dickheads Bride Straws from Eldorado offer a playful, 7.3-inch drinking experience for bachelorette parties. Made from waterproof, phthalate-free PE plastic in white, they're a fun necessity for any celebration.

Shipping & discreet packaging
Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →