Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards w/Plastic Case

Little Genie's Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards offer a unique blend of durability and humor for any game night. These multi-color cards measure 3.125 inches in length and 1 inch in diameter, designed to withstand spills and moisture. They are ideal for both indoor card games and outdoor gatherings where weather or accidents might occur.

Unlike standard playing cards that can be easily damaged by liquids, these Dirty Penis cards are fully waterproof. This resilience ensures they remain in pristine condition after accidental spills or exposure to rain, making them a practical choice for poolside or beachside entertainment. The bold design adds a playful element to any gathering.

Key Features

• Withstand spills and moisture — fully waterproof construction
• Durable for outdoor use — ideal for poolside and beach gatherings
• Bold, humorous design — adds a playful element to card games
• Standard playing card size — measures 3.125 inches in length
• Includes protective plastic case — for easy storage and transport

Card Specifications

• Brand: Little Genie
• Length: 3.125 inches
• Diameter: 1 inch
• Color: Multi-Color
• Material: Waterproof Plastic
• Case: Includes Plastic Case

Best for: Adults seeking novelty playing cards for bachelorette parties or casual game nights. Individuals who enjoy humorous or adult-themed novelty items for social gatherings. Players who frequently host games outdoors or near water sources.

Common Questions

Are these cards truly waterproof?

Yes, these playing cards are designed to be completely waterproof. You can confidently use them during pool parties or in environments where spills are likely, as they can be easily rinsed and dried without damage.

What is the size of these playing cards?

The Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards measure 3.125 inches in length and 1 inch in diameter. This standard size ensures they are comfortable to hold and shuffle, fitting easily into most card game setups.

Do these cards come with a case?

Yes, each deck of Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards includes a protective plastic case. This case helps keep the cards organized and safe when not in use, and it also adds to their portability.

Little Genie's waterproof playing cards offer a humorous and durable alternative for any card game. Their resilient design withstands spills and moisture, ensuring long-lasting fun for poker nights or poolside gatherings.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →