Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card

The Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card is an A2-sized card, measuring 4.25" x 5.5", designed for direct adult communication. It's ideal for expressing bold desires with a cheeky message to someone special. The card comes with a matching envelope, ensuring your risqué sentiment arrives ready to impress.

This greeting card offers a refreshingly blunt way to convey your intentions, standing out from more conventional greetings. Its straightforward message and adult humor make it perfect for partners or friends who appreciate a good laugh and a bold statement. Unlike cards with subtle innuendo, this one leaves no room for misinterpretation.

Key Features

• Direct and bold message — Clearly states risqué desires without ambiguity.
• Adult humor — Tailored for those with a mature and playful sense of humor.
• Standard A2 size — Measures 4.25" x 5.5" for convenient mailing.
• Includes matching envelope — Ready to send right out of the protective plastic.
• Quality protective packaging — Arrives in pristine condition, ready for gifting.
• Unique expression — A memorable way to share naughty thoughts and spice things up.

Card Details

• Brand: Eldorado
• Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
• Includes: Card, Matching Envelope
• Packaging: Protective Plastic

Best for: Adults seeking to send a humorous and risqué message to a partner or a close friend with a similar bold sense of humor.

Common Questions

What are the exact dimensions of this naughty greeting card?

The Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card is an A2 size, measuring precisely 4.25 inches wide by 5.5 inches tall, making it suitable for standard letter postage.

What comes included with the Eat My Box card?

You'll receive the Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card itself, along with a perfectly matched envelope. It's also sealed in protective plastic to keep it in great condition.

Can I use this card for a serious occasion?

This card is specifically designed for adult humor and direct, risqué messages. It's best suited for lighthearted, playful, or intimate occasions where a bold statement is appreciated, rather than formal events.

The Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card offers a direct, humorous, and risqué way to communicate. Measuring 4.25" x 5.5" and including a matching envelope, it's perfect for adults with a bold sense of humor.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →