Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card - Pack Of 6

The Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card from Kush Kards is an A2-sized card measuring 4.25" x 5.5", designed for blunt and direct communication. This pack includes six cards, each accompanied by an envelope and sealed in plastic packaging. It's ideal for expressing desires without subtlety, suitable for adults who appreciate straightforward humor.

Unlike generic greeting cards, the Eat My Box design offers a bold and explicit message for those who prefer directness. Its adult-oriented humor ensures the recipient understands the intended bluntness. This pack of six provides multiple opportunities to deliver your message with confidence and a touch of playful audacity.

Key Features

• Direct communication for adults — blunt and explicit messaging.
• A2 card size — measures 4.25" x 5.5" for a substantial feel.
• Pack of six — provides multiple cards for various occasions.
• Includes envelopes — ready for immediate use and mailing.
• Sealed in plastic packaging — ensures pristine condition upon arrival.

Product Specifications

• Brand: Kush Kards
• Card Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
• Quantity: 6 cards
• Length: 7 inches
• Height: 9.5 inches
• Diameter: 0.6 inches

Best for: Adults who appreciate edgy humor and direct communication, individuals looking for unique and provocative stationery for special occasions, and couples seeking playful ways to express intimacy.

Common Questions

What is the intended audience for these cards?

These cards are designed for adults with a sense of humor who appreciate blunt and explicit messaging. The content is intended for mature audiences who understand and enjoy direct communication.

What is included in each pack?

Each pack contains six Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Cards. You'll also receive six corresponding envelopes, and each card is protected by individual plastic packaging to maintain its quality.

Are these cards suitable for all occasions?

While the cards are versatile for adult-themed occasions, their explicit nature makes them best suited for intimate celebrations or for individuals who share a very direct communication style. They are not intended for general or family greetings.

This pack of six A2 greeting cards from Kush Kards offers a bold, direct, and adult-oriented way to communicate. Measuring 4.25" x 5.5", they come with envelopes and plastic packaging, perfect for making a statement.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →