I'm Only Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop Car Window Signs

The 'I'm Only Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop' Car Window Sign is a novelty accessory made from durable plastic. It features high-visibility lettering to communicate an urgent, relatable situation to other drivers, bringing humor to commutes and traffic. This sign is ideal for drivers who appreciate lighthearted ways to navigate the road.

This humorous car decal offers a unique way to communicate an urgent, relatable situation to other drivers. Unlike standard car accessories, this sign uses direct, funny messaging to ensure you get the space you need, all while sharing a laugh. Its simple application means you can quickly add a dose of playful honesty to your vehicle.

Product Details

• Material: Plastic
• Type: Car Window Sign

Best for: Drivers with a strong sense of humor, commuters facing frequent traffic delays, and anyone who appreciates relatable, lighthearted novelty items for their vehicle.

• Communicates urgent need with humor — ensures drivers give you space.
• Durable plastic construction — built to withstand various weather conditions.
• High visibility lettering — message is easily read by others on the road.
• Easy attachment — simple application to car windows.
• Universally relatable message — a shared human experience.
• Adds levity to commutes — turns stressful traffic into a humorous moment.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

What is this car sign made of?

This humorous car window sign is made from durable plastic, designed to hold up against the elements like rain and sun.

How do I put this sign on my car?

The sign is designed for straightforward attachment to your car window, making it simple to apply and remove as needed.

Will this sign stay on my window in bad weather?

Yes, the durable plastic construction is intended to withstand various weather conditions, ensuring the sign remains visible and in place.

This durable plastic car window sign features high-visibility lettering for clear communication. It provides a humorous and universally relatable way to navigate traffic, ensuring you get space while sharing a laugh.

Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →