F*ck You Sucker - Strawberry

The F*ck You Sucker from Kheper is a strawberry-flavored novelty candy designed for expressing strong emotions. Each sucker weighs 1.76 ounces and contains 80 calories. This unique confectionery offers a direct, if unconventional, way to communicate feelings, making it a memorable treat for specific social situations.

Unlike typical sweets, this strawberry sucker provides a bold statement piece. Its primary function is as a humorous or defiant gesture, allowing the user to convey a message with a bite. The inclusion of artificial flavors and colors ensures a consistent taste and appearance for this distinctive candy.

Key Features

• Express strong feelings with a bold statement — a strawberry-flavored sucker.
• Each sucker contains 80 calories, providing a satisfying treat.
• Weighs 1.76 ounces, offering a substantial size for a single candy.
• Features a vibrant pink color for visual appeal.
• Crafted with sugar and corn syrup as primary ingredients.
• Includes citric acid for a touch of tartness.

Product Specifications

• Brand: Kheper
• Flavor: Strawberry
• Weight: 1.76 oz
• Calories: 80 per sucker
• Color: Pink
• Dimensions: 3.5L x 1W x 8.5H

Best for: Individuals seeking a humorous or gag gift, people looking for a unique party favor, or those wanting a playful way to express frustration or defiance in a lighthearted manner.

Common Questions

What does the F*ck You Sucker taste like?

This sucker features a distinct strawberry flavor. It's formulated with artificial flavors to deliver a consistent and recognizable fruity taste experience.

How big is the sucker?

Each F*ck You Sucker weighs approximately 1.76 ounces. This provides a satisfying size for a single candy treat, making it noticeable and substantial.

What are the main ingredients?

The primary ingredients are sugar and corn syrup, providing the sweetness and base for the candy. It also contains citric acid for flavor balance and artificial color/flavoring.

This strawberry-flavored Kheper sucker offers a unique way to communicate feelings, weighing 1.76 ounces with 80 calories. Its bold statement and sweet flavor make it a memorable novelty item.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

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