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Fuck Water H2O - 2 oz

Made of only premium ingredients, FuckWater is the perfect wingman. Whether you're going out on the town or staying in alone, you're never flying solo with FuckWater at your side. Because it's glycerin-free it never dries sticky. It's long lasting, c

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Category · Water Based
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Description

Made of only premium ingredients, FuckWater is the perfect wingman. Whether you're going out on the town or staying in alone, you're never flying solo with FuckWater at your side. Because it's glycerin-free it never dries sticky. It's long lasting, c

We chose the Fuck Water H2O - 2 oz because it does the work without announcing itself. Fuck Water formulates the way the body asks to be formulated for — softly, considered, without unnecessary chemistry.

Quiet details — water-based. Fragrance-free where it should be. Slip-of-the-tongue clear.

Fuck Water H2O is a 2 oz water-based personal lubricant made in the United States. This formula is glycerin-free, ensuring it does not dry sticky, and it cleans up easily with water. It is designed to provide consistent lubrication for various intimate moments, whether at home or out.

Unlike many lubricants that can leave a tacky residue, Fuck Water H2O's glycerin-free composition prevents stickiness, offering a smoother sensation. Its water-based nature means easy cleanup with just water, and the formulation provides reliable, long-lasting lubrication without drying out.

Key features
  • Stays smooth and non-sticky — glycerin-free formula
  • Easy cleanup with water — water-based formulation
  • Provides consistent lubrication — designed for reliable performance
  • Made with premium ingredients — includes water and plant-derived emollients
  • Long-lasting performance — maintains glide without drying out
  • Paraben-free for safer use — uses safe preservatives
Specifications
  • Brand: Fuck Water
  • Volume: 2 oz
  • Formulation: Water-Based
  • Country of Manufacture: United States
  • Dimensions: 1.25 in L x 1.25 in W x 4.75 in H
  • Weight: 0.17 lbs

Best for: Individuals seeking a reliable, easy-to-clean personal lubricant for solo or partnered use. This includes those who prefer glycerin-free formulas to avoid stickiness and appreciate products made with carefully selected ingredients.

Care
Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.
Common questions

Is this lubricant safe to use with condoms?

Yes, Fuck Water H2O is a water-based lubricant, making it safe for use with latex and polyisoprene condoms. Water-based lubes are generally compatible with most condom materials, unlike oil-based alternatives which can degrade latex.

How do I clean up this lubricant?

Cleanup is simple as Fuck Water H2O is water-based. You can easily wash it off skin, bedding, or clothing using just warm water and mild soap. It does not typically leave stains or require special cleaning agents.

What does 'glycerin-free' mean for the user?

Glycerin-free means the lubricant won't dry sticky or leave a tacky residue on the skin. Glycerin can sometimes cause irritation or a drying sensation for sensitive individuals, so this formulation offers a smoother, more comfortable experience.

Fuck Water H2O offers a premium, glycerin-free water-based lubricant experience. Its 2 oz size and easy water cleanup make it a convenient choice for reliable, non-sticky lubrication.

Shipping & discreet packaging
Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →