Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O - 8 oz

Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is an 8 oz water-based lubricant from Eldorado designed for enhanced comfort during intimate moments. Its formula is five times thicker than the Clear version, featuring hydroxyethylcellulose for added cushion. This pH-neutral personal lubricant is FDA 510(k) approved and made in the USA.

Choosing the right personal lubricant can significantly enhance comfort and pleasure. Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O stands out with its unique formulation, incorporating hydroxyethylcellulose to achieve a viscosity five times greater than standard water-based lubes. This added thickness provides a more substantial, cushioning glide, ideal for extended use or when extra comfort is desired. Unlike many other formulas, this Eldorado lubricant is fragrance-free and uses pure plant-source glycerin for a silky smooth feel without harsh chemicals.

Product Details

• Brand: Eldorado
• Volume: 8 oz
• Base Type: Water-Based
• Key Thickener: Hydroxyethylcellulose
• Key Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Chlorphenesin, Vitamin E Acetate, Sodium Hydroxide
• Condom Compatibility: Latex, Polyisoprene
• Approvals: FDA 510(k) Approved

Best for: Couples seeking enhanced lubrication during intimacy, individuals who prefer a thicker, more cushioning lube, and users looking for a gentle, water-based formula made in the USA.

• Five times thicker for enhanced cushion — Hydroxyethylcellulose provides a dense, comforting glide.
• Water-based and pH neutral — Gentle on skin and compatible with latex and polyisoprene condoms.
• Vitamin E infused for moisture — Adds a nourishing element to the formula.
• Toy friendly and condom compatible — Safe for use with your favorite adult toys and condoms.
• Fragrance-free and easy clean — Simple to apply, washes off skin and sheets with ease.
• Made in the USA — Proudly manufactured domestically.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

How much thicker is this lube compared to the clear version?

This Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O formula is five times thicker than the standard Fuck Water Clear formula. This added viscosity offers a more substantial and cushioning glide during use.

Is this lubricant safe to use with condoms and toys?

Yes, this water-based lubricant is safe for use with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms. It is also formulated to be toy friendly, providing a slick and comfortable experience.

Does this lube have any added scents or harsh chemicals?

No, Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is fragrance-free and made without desensitizers for soft tissue protection. It is formulated with pure plant-source glycerin and is pH neutral.

Eldorado's Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is a 5x thicker, water-based lubricant with Vitamin E and hydroxyethylcellulose for superior cushion. FDA 510(k) approved and made in the USA.

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