Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O - 8 oz

Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is an 8 oz water-based lubricant designed for enhanced comfort and glide. It is formulated with hydroxyethylcellulose, making it five times thicker than the brand's Clear formula. This pH-neutral lubricant is compatible with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms and is FDA 510(k) approved.

This formulation differentiates itself with a 100% natural thickening agent, hydroxyethylcellulose, providing a significantly more viscous experience than standard water-based lubes. It is infused with Vitamin E for moisturizing benefits and free from desensitizers to protect delicate tissues. The silky smooth texture, derived from pure plant source glycerin, ensures effortless glide and comfort during intimate use.

Key Features

• Five times thicker formula for enhanced cushion and comfort — uses hydroxyethylcellulose
• Moisturizing benefits from Vitamin E infusion
• Formulated without desensitizers for soft tissue protection
• Compatible with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms
• Made with pure plant source glycerin for a silky smooth glide
• Fragrance-free and easily cleans off skin or sheets

Product Specifications

• Brand: Fuck Water
• Volume: 8 oz
• Base: Water-Based
• Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Chlorphenesin, Vitamin E Acetate, Sodium Hydroxide
• Dimensions: 1.88" L x 1.88" W x 7.25" H
• Certifications: FDA 510(k) approved
• Condom Compatibility: Latex and Polyisoprene

Best for: Individuals seeking a luxurious, long-lasting lubricant for intimate encounters. Those who prioritize natural ingredients and require a condom-compatible formulation. People who enjoy a sensation of extra cushion and comfort during sexual activity.

Common Questions

Is this lubricant safe to use with all types of condoms?

Yes, Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is specifically designed to be compatible with both natural latex and polyisoprene condoms, ensuring safe and comfortable use without compromising condom integrity.

How is this lube different from other water-based options?

This lubricant is five times thicker than the brand's standard clear formula due to the inclusion of hydroxyethylcellulose, a natural thickening agent. This provides added cushion and a more substantial, silky glide.

Does this lubricant contain any harsh chemicals or fragrances?

No, this formulation is fragrance-free and made without desensitizers for soft tissue protection. It is also pH neutral and easily cleans off skin and bedding.

Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O offers a uniquely dense, silky glide with its hydroxyethylcellulose formulation. This 8 oz, water-based lubricant is FDA approved and condom compatible, providing luxurious comfort and moisture.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

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Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

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