Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O - 4 oz

Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is a 4 oz water-based lubricant formulated with hydroxyethylcellulose for a 5x thicker consistency than its clear counterpart. This pH-neutral formula provides enhanced cushion and comfort, is infused with Vitamin E for moisture, and is compatible with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms. It's designed for smooth glide and comfortable intimate moments.

This lubricant differentiates itself with a proprietary hydroxyethylcellulose blend, creating a noticeably thicker texture that offers superior cushioning and a longer-lasting glide. Unlike standard water-based formulas, this formulation prioritizes soft tissue protection by omitting desensitizers and includes Vitamin E for added skin nourishment. Its pH-neutral, fragrance-free composition ensures broad compatibility and comfort.

Key Features

• Five times thicker consistency for enhanced cushion — achieved with hydroxyethylcellulose.
• Infused with Vitamin E for moisturizing benefits.
• Compatible with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms.
• pH-neutral and toy-friendly for versatile use.
• Fragrance-free and easily cleansable from skin and fabrics.
• FDA 510(k) approved for safety assurance.

Product Specifications

• Brand: Fuck Water
• Volume: 4 oz
• Base Type: Water-Based
• Key Ingredient: Hydroxyethylcellulose
• Condom Compatibility: Natural Latex, Polyisoprene
• Dimensions: 1.56" L x 1.56" W x 5.75" H
• Certifications: FDA 510(k) Approved

Best for: Individuals seeking a premium lubricant for enhanced comfort and glide during intimate activities. Those who prefer thicker, longer-lasting formulations and require condom compatibility. People with sensitive skin who appreciate fragrance-free, nourishing ingredients like Vitamin E.

Common Questions

How does this lubricant feel compared to standard water-based options?

This lubricant is formulated to be five times thicker than standard clear water-based lubes, thanks to hydroxyethylcellulose. This creates a more cushioned, comfortable, and longer-lasting glide, offering a noticeably different sensation with added slickness.

Is this lubricant safe to use with all types of condoms and toys?

Yes, the Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is compatible with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms. It is also formulated to be toy-friendly, ensuring it can be used safely with a variety of intimate accessories without causing damage.

How easy is it to clean this lubricant off?

Cleaning is straightforward. This water-based formula is designed to easily wash off from skin, bedding, and other surfaces with simple soap and water. Its non-staining properties make cleanup hassle-free after use.

Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O offers a uniquely dense, water-based glide with added Vitamin E for comfort. Its 5x thicker formula and condom compatibility provide a luxurious, worry-free intimate experience.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

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Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

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