Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O - 4 oz

Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is a 4 oz water-based lubricant by Eldorado, formulated with hydroxyethylcellulose to be five times thicker than its Clear counterpart. This pH-neutral personal lubricant offers enhanced cushioning and comfort for intimate moments, is infused with Vitamin E, and is compatible with latex and polyisoprene condoms and most adult toys.

This personal lubricant, Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O, provides a noticeably denser glide thanks to its hydroxyethylcellulose content, a natural thickening agent. Unlike thinner formulas, it creates a substantial cushion, enhancing comfort and sensation during use. The inclusion of Vitamin E aids in moisturizing, while the pH-neutral, water-based formula ensures it's gentle on sensitive tissues and safe for use with condoms and toys.

Product Details

• Brand: Eldorado
• Product Name: Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O
• Size: 4 oz
• Base Formula: Water-Based
• Key Thickening Agent: Hydroxyethylcellulose
• Added Ingredient: Vitamin E Acetate
• pH Level: Neutral
• Certifications: FDA 510(k) approved

Best for: Designed for couples and individuals seeking a richer, more comfortable intimate experience, especially those who prefer a thicker lubricant feel. Ideal for users who prioritize gentle, moisturizing formulas and require compatibility with latex condoms and silicone or ABS toys.

• Five times thicker formula for enhanced cushioning — Hydroxyethylcellulose provides a rich, substantial glide.
• Moisturizing benefits with Vitamin E — Soothes and conditions skin during intimate use.
• Water-based and pH-neutral — Gentle on sensitive tissues and maintains natural balance.
• Condom and toy compatible — Safe for use with natural latex, polyisoprene condoms, and most adult toys.
• Fragrance-free and easy to clean — Simple to use and leaves no residue on skin or fabrics.
• FDA 510(k) approved — Meets rigorous safety and efficacy standards for personal lubricants.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

How is this lube different from the Clear version?

Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is five times thicker due to the addition of hydroxyethylcellulose, providing more cushioning and a sustained glide compared to the standard Clear formula. It's designed for those who prefer a denser lubricant experience.

Is this lube safe to use with my condoms and toys?

Yes, this water-based personal lubricant is pH-neutral and formulated to be compatible with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms. It is also toy-friendly, suitable for use with most adult toys.

Does this lubricant have any scent or taste?

No, Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is fragrance-free, ensuring a neutral sensory experience. It's designed to enhance comfort without artificial scents or flavors, making it suitable for sensitive users.

Eldorado's Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O offers a significantly thicker, water-based glide with Vitamin E for moisture. This 4 oz lubricant is pH-neutral, condom-compatible, and FDA 510(k) approved for a comfortable, safe intimate experience.

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