Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O - 16 oz

Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is a 16 oz water-based lubricant formulated with hydroxyethylcellulose for a 5x thicker consistency than its clear counterpart. Infused with Vitamin E for moisture and designed without desensitizers, this pH-neutral personal lubricant offers enhanced cushion and comfort. It is compatible with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms and is FDA 510(k) approved.

This luxury lubricant distinguishes itself through its significantly enhanced viscosity, providing a unique cushion and comfort. Unlike thinner formulas, the added hydroxyethylcellulose creates a silkier glide and extended lubrication. Its formulation prioritizes soft tissue protection by omitting desensitizers, while Vitamin E contributes moisturizing benefits for a more comfortable experience.

Key Features

• Achieve 5x thicker lubrication for added cushion and comfort — thanks to hydroxyethylcellulose.
• Enjoy a silky smooth glide with pure plant-based glycerin and Vitamin E for moisture.
• Ensure soft tissue protection with a formula made without desensitizers.
• Experience long-lasting comfort with a pH-neutral, water-based formula.
• Maintain confidence with compatibility for natural latex and polyisoprene condoms.
• Benefit from FDA 510(k) approval, indicating adherence to regulatory standards.

Product Specifications

• Brand: Fuck Water
• Capacity: 16 oz
• Formula Type: Water-Based
• Key Ingredient: Hydroxyethylcellulose
• Diameter: 2.46 in
• Height: 8 in
• Condom Compatibility: Natural Latex and Polyisoprene

Best for: Individuals seeking a premium, long-lasting lubricant for intimate moments, particularly those who prefer a thicker, more cushioned feel. This includes users prioritizing condom compatibility and skin-safe formulations, such as those with sensitive tissues or seeking enhanced comfort during extended use.

Common Questions

Is this lubricant safe to use with all types of condoms?

Yes, Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is compatible with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms. Its water-based, pH-neutral formula is designed to maintain condom integrity, ensuring safety and reliability during intimate encounters.

How does this lubricant compare to other water-based options?

This lubricant is notably 5 times thicker than standard clear water-based formulas due to the inclusion of hydroxyethylcellulose. This increased viscosity provides enhanced cushion, comfort, and a silkier glide, offering a more luxurious and prolonged experience.

What makes this lubricant suitable for sensitive skin?

The formula is made without desensitizers, which helps protect soft tissues. It is also infused with Vitamin E for its moisturizing properties and uses pure plant-source glycerin, contributing to a gentle and comfortable application.

Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O offers a uniquely cushioned and comfortable experience with its 5x thicker, water-based formula. Infused with Vitamin E and compatible with latex condoms, it provides a silky glide and lasting moisture.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

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Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

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