Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O - 16 oz

Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is a 16 oz water-based personal lubricant from Eldorado, formulated with hydroxyethylcellulose to be five times thicker than its Clear counterpart. This pH-neutral formula provides extra cushion and comfort for intimate moments, is infused with vitamin E, and is safe for use with condoms and toys. It's proudly made in the USA and FDA 510(k) approved.

When seeking a personal lubricant that offers enhanced glide and lasting comfort, Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O stands out due to its unique thickening agent, hydroxyethylcellulose. This ingredient makes the formula five times more viscous than standard water-based lubes, providing a noticeably thicker cushion. Unlike many competitors, this Eldorado product is fragrance-free and uses pure plant-based glycerin for a silky, smooth feel without harsh chemicals or desensitizers.

Product Details

• Brand: Eldorado
• Size: 16 oz
• Base: Water-Based
• Thickening Agent: Hydroxyethylcellulose
• Key Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Chlorphenesin, Vitamin E Acetate, Sodium Hydroxide
• Certifications: FDA 510(k) Approved
• Packaging: Bottle

Best for: Individuals and couples seeking a long-lasting, comfortable lubricant for intimate moments, especially those who prefer a thicker, more cushioned feel. Ideal for users aged 18+ who prioritize body-safe ingredients, condom compatibility, and easy cleanup in their personal lubricants.

• Extra cushion and comfort — formulated with hydroxyethylcellulose for 5x thicker consistency.
• Moisturizing and protective — infused with Vitamin E acetate and free from desensitizers.
• Silky smooth glide — made with pure plant-source glycerin for a comfortable feel.
• Condom and toy compatible — safe for use with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms and all adult toys.
• Easy cleanup — fragrance-free formula washes off skin and sheets with soap and water.
• pH-neutral and water-based — gentle on sensitive tissues and maintains natural balance.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

What makes this lube thicker than other water-based options?

Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O uses hydroxyethylcellulose, a natural thickening agent. This ingredient makes it five times more viscous than standard water-based lubricants, providing a unique, cushiony glide.

Is this lubricant safe to use with condoms and toys?

Yes, this water-based lubricant is pH-neutral and safe for use with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms. It is also completely toy friendly, ensuring compatibility with your favorite adult toys.

How do I clean up after using this personal lubricant?

This formula is designed for easy cleanup. It washes off readily from skin and bedding with just soap and water, leaving no sticky residue behind.

Eldorado's Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O offers a 16 oz bottle of 5x thicker, water-based lubricant with Vitamin E. Its pH-neutral, fragrance-free formula ensures comfort and compatibility for couples and toy use.

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