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Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O - 2 oz

FuckWater Thick has added hydroxyethylcellulose, a 100% natural thickening agent, to make it 5 times thicker than our FuckWater Clear formula, adding extra cushion and comfort during intimate moments.

$7.76
Category · Water Based
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Description

FuckWater Thick has added hydroxyethylcellulose, a 100% natural thickening agent, to make it 5 times thicker than our FuckWater Clear formula, adding extra cushion and comfort during intimate moments.

We chose the Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O - 2 oz because it does the work without announcing itself. Fuck Water formulates the way the body asks to be formulated for — softly, considered, without unnecessary chemistry.

Quiet details — water-based. Fragrance-free where it should be. Slip-of-the-tongue clear.

Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is a 2 oz water-based lubricant from Eldorado, formulated with hydroxyethylcellulose to be five times thicker than its clear counterpart. This pH-neutral personal lubricant provides enhanced cushion and comfort for intimate moments, is compatible with most condoms and toys, and is FDA 510(k) approved.

This personal lubricant offers a noticeably thicker, silkier glide thanks to its natural hydroxyethylcellulose thickening agent. Unlike thinner formulas, this water-based lube provides a comforting cushion that enhances sensation and reduces friction. It's designed for extended comfort during intimate activities, ensuring a smooth experience without the need for frequent reapplication.

Product Details

  • Brand: Eldorado
  • Volume: 2 oz
  • Base: Water-Based
  • Key Ingredient: Hydroxyethylcellulose
  • Thickening Agent: 100% Natural
  • Certifications: FDA 510(k) Approved
  • Packaging: Bottle

Best for: Individuals and couples seeking a long-lasting, cushiony lubricant for intimate moments, those who prefer water-based formulas compatible with condoms and toys, and users prioritizing USA-made products with moisturizing ingredients like Vitamin E.

Key features
  • Five times thicker formula — enhanced cushion and comfort from hydroxyethylcellulose.
  • Water-based and pH neutral — gentle on skin and compatible with latex and polyisoprene condoms.
  • Infused with Vitamin E — provides moisturizing benefits for softer skin.
  • Toy friendly and condom compatible — versatile for various intimate uses.
  • Fragrance-free — suitable for sensitive individuals.
  • Proudly made in the USA — ensures quality manufacturing standards.
Care
Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.
Common questions

How is this lubricant different from regular clear lube?

This lube is five times thicker than standard clear formulas because it contains hydroxyethylcellulose, a natural thickening agent. This provides extra cushion and a longer-lasting glide for enhanced comfort during intimate activities.

Is this lube safe to use with condoms and sex toys?

Yes, Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is a water-based, pH-neutral lubricant that is compatible with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms. It is also designed to be completely toy friendly, ensuring versatility for your pleasure.

Does this lubricant have any scent or flavor?

No, this personal lubricant is fragrance-free. It is also made without desensitizers, focusing on providing a smooth, moisturizing, and comfortable experience without added scents or flavors.

Eldorado's Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is a 2 oz, FDA 510(k) approved water-based lubricant featuring a 5x thicker formula with natural hydroxyethylcellulose for enhanced cushion and comfort.

Shipping & discreet packaging
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