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Give A Fuck Waterproof Playing Cards w/Plastic Case

Prepare to flip the bird in style with FU Middle Finger Waterproof Playing Cards! Perfect for your next poker night or poolside showdown, these cards are as bold as they are practical.

$9.65
Multi-Color
Color
Category · Party
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Description

Little Genie presents the Give A Fuck Waterproof Playing Cards, a deck designed for bold statements during games or poolside gatherings. These cards measure 3.125 inches in length and 1 inch in diameter, featuring a unique middle finger pattern. Their waterproof construction ensures durability against spills and moisture, making them a practical and humorous addition to any card game.

Unlike standard playing cards, the Give A Fuck deck offers complete water resistance, allowing for use in environments where spills or moisture are common, such as beach parties or by the pool. The distinctive middle finger design adds a provocative and humorous element, setting them apart from more conventional decks and ensuring a memorable game night.

Key Features

  • Durable waterproof material — withstands spills and moisture for extended use.
  • Standard playing card dimensions — 3.125 inches long for familiar handling.
  • Unique middle finger graphic — adds a bold, humorous statement to games.
  • Includes a protective plastic case — keeps the deck secure and organized.
  • Multi-color design — visually engaging and distinct from typical card decks.

Card Specifications

  • Brand: Little Genie
  • Length: 3.125 inches
  • Diameter: 1 inch
  • Height: 5.125 inches
  • Color: Multi-Color
  • Case Material: Plastic

Best for: Adults looking for a humorous and durable deck for casual card games, poker nights, or outdoor gatherings. Individuals who appreciate novelty items and a touch of playful defiance in their accessories, such as college students, party hosts, or those planning a beach vacation.

Common Questions

Are these cards truly waterproof?

Yes, these playing cards are designed to be waterproof. This feature allows them to be used around pools, at the beach, or during parties where spills might occur, without damaging the cards.

What is the size of these playing cards?

The cards measure 3.125 inches in length and 1 inch in diameter. They are designed to be a standard size for comfortable handling during gameplay.

Do these cards come with a case?

Yes, the Give A Fuck Waterproof Playing Cards include a plastic case. This case helps protect the deck and keeps it organized when not in use.

The Give A Fuck Waterproof Playing Cards offer a durable, water-resistant design with a unique, bold graphic. Measuring 3.125 inches in length, this multi-color deck comes in a plastic case, providing a humorous and practical choice for any game.

Materials
Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.
Care
Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.
Shipping & discreet packaging
Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →