Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Straws - Pack of 8

Candy Prints offers the Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Straws, a pack of 8 multi-color paper straws designed for special occasions. Each straw measures 9 inches in height and 0.6 inches in diameter, featuring a unique, non-shedding glitter design. These decorative straws are ideal for adding a touch of playful luxury to birthday celebrations and themed events.

These tall paper straws elevate party aesthetics with their distinctive glittering middle finger design, ensuring a memorable impression for guests. Unlike standard party accessories, they offer a bold statement piece that coordinates with a wider range of themed tableware and decor, transforming ordinary gatherings into high-class functions.

Key Features

• Add a touch of playful luxury to celebrations — with 8 high-quality paper straws per pack.
• Make a statement with unique designs — featuring non-shedding glittering middle fingers.
• Ensure a perfect fit for tall drinks — each straw measures 9 inches in height.
• Complement your party theme — multi-color patterns coordinate with other Happy Fucking Birthday decor.
• Built for durability and visual appeal — high-quality paper construction resists shedding.
• Designed for Instagram-ready moments — patterned tableware and decor for memorable photos.

Product Specifications

• Brand: Candy Prints
• Pack Size: 8 count
• Material: Paper
• Height: 9 inches
• Diameter: 0.6 inches
• Color: Multi-Color

Best for: Party hosts seeking unique, statement-making tableware for adult birthday celebrations or themed events. Individuals who prioritize visually striking decor and want to create an 'Instagram-ready' atmosphere for their guests.

Common Questions

Are these straws reusable?

These are designed as high-quality paper party straws, intended for single use to maintain their decorative integrity and ensure a hygienic experience for your event.

How tall are the straws?

Each of the tall straws measures 9 inches in height, making them suitable for taller glasses, cocktails, and celebratory beverages.

Will the glitter come off in drinks?

The straws feature non-shedding glittering elements, designed to maintain their sparkle and stay intact without transferring glitter into beverages.

These 9-inch tall paper straws from Candy Prints offer a unique, glittering middle finger design for memorable celebrations. Each pack of 8 multi-color straws adds a touch of playful luxury, ensuring your party decor stands out.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →