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I have To Pee Car Magnet

$5.71
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Description

We chose the I have To Pee Car Magnet for the consideration behind it. Sleazy Greetings is one of the houses we keep close.

The I Have To Pee Car Magnet by Sleazy Greetings is a novelty vinyl accessory for quick humor and playful urgency. This weather-resistant, repositionable magnet offers a durable, attention-grabbing design perfect for adding a lighthearted touch to any vehicle. It serves as a fun conversation starter, ideal for personal vehicles or events.

This car magnet provides a humorous, temporary way to decorate your vehicle. Unlike permanent stickers, its vinyl material allows for easy repositioning or removal without leaving residue. The bold, recognizable message is designed to elicit a chuckle, making it a lighthearted alternative to static car decals.

Product Details

  • Brand: Sleazy Greetings
  • Type: Novelty Car Magnet
  • Material: Vinyl
  • Keywords: Bachelor, Bachelorette, For Her

Best for: Individuals seeking humorous novelty items for their cars, party planners organizing bachelor or bachelorette events, and drivers who enjoy lighthearted, temporary vehicle decorations.

Key features
  • Easy application and removal — repositionable vinyl material won't leave residue
  • Durable construction for outdoor use — weather-resistant vinyl withstands the elements
  • Bold, humorous design — instantly recognizable and designed to get a laugh
  • Versatile novelty item — great for bachelorette parties or personal vehicle flair
  • Compact size for placement flexibility — fits easily on car doors, bumpers, or tailgates
  • Quick humor addition — designed for playful urgency and conversation starting
Care
Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.
Common questions

Can I put this magnet on my car if it's not metal?

No, this is a magnetic decal, so it will only adhere to metal surfaces like car doors or bumpers. It will not stick to plastic or fiberglass panels on your vehicle.

Will this magnet damage my car's paint?

The vinyl material is designed to be safe for car paint and should not cause damage when applied and removed properly. It's recommended to clean the surface before application and remove it gently.

How big is the magnet?

While specific dimensions aren't listed, this novelty magnet is designed to be easily visible on a car without being excessively large. Its compact size allows for placement on various parts of your vehicle, including bumpers and doors.

The I Have To Pee Car Magnet offers a simple, humorous way to decorate your vehicle. Made from durable, weather-resistant vinyl, this easily removable novelty item is perfect for parties or personal expression.

Shipping & discreet packaging
Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →