I Licked It So Now It's Mine Greeting Card

The I Licked It So Now It's Mine Greeting Card is an A2-sized card measuring 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches, perfect for playful declarations of ownership. It comes complete with a matching envelope and is sealed in protective plastic packaging, ready to be gifted with a cheeky message.

This card offers a humorous and bold way to express affection or claim something as your own, setting it apart from more traditional sentiments. Its direct and memorable phrase ensures your message stands out, making it ideal for those who appreciate a touch of playful assertiveness in their communication.

Key Features

• Playful ownership declaration — 'I Licked It So Now It's Mine' phrase
• Standard A2 card size — 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches for easy mailing
• Includes a coordinating envelope — ready for immediate use
• Sealed in protective plastic packaging — ensures pristine condition upon arrival
• Versatile for various playful occasions — birthdays, anniversaries, or just because

Card Details

• Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
• Included: Card, Envelope
• Packaging: Protective Plastic

Best for: Individuals with a bold sense of humor, couples who enjoy playful banter, or anyone looking for a unique and memorable way to send a greeting that isn't overly sentimental.

Common Questions

What are the dimensions of this card?

The card is an A2 size, which measures 4.25 inches in width and 5.5 inches in height. This is a standard size that fits easily into most mailboxes and is convenient for sending through the postal service.

Does the card come with an envelope?

Yes, the I Licked It So Now It's Mine Greeting Card includes a matching envelope. It is also sealed in plastic packaging to keep it clean and protected until you're ready to use it.

What kind of paper is the card printed on?

The description does not specify the type of paper used for the card. However, it is designed to be a standard greeting card suitable for writing a personal message inside.

This A2 greeting card offers a humorous and distinctive way to share a message. Its playful claim, combined with the included envelope and protective packaging, makes it a convenient and memorable choice for any occasion.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

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