Fucks I Have to Give - Bottle of 15

The Little Genie Fucks I Have to Give is a humorous novelty item designed for stress relief. This 4.375-inch tall glass jar contains 15 wooden 'fucks' made with cork, offering a lighthearted way to acknowledge and release minor daily frustrations. It serves as a unique gag gift for friends or a personal reminder to let go of unnecessary worries.

Unlike typical stress balls or journals, this gag gift provides a tangible, humorous representation of your daily burdens. The 15 wooden pieces inside the glass jar serve as a visual cue to acknowledge and then dismiss minor annoyances, fostering a sense of detachment and amusement. Its compact size makes it a discreet yet impactful desk accessory for managing perspective.

Key Features

• A humorous way to acknowledge daily annoyances — 15 wooden 'fucks' included.
• Stress relief through humorous perspective — a tangible reminder to let go.
• Compact glass jar design — measures 4.375 inches in height.
• Crafted with quality materials — glass jar and wooden 'fucks' with cork.
• Unique gag gift potential — brings laughter and lightheartedness.
• Encourages a lighter outlook — helps dismiss unnecessary worries.

Product Specifications

• Brand: Little Genie
• Height: 4.375 inches
• Diameter: 2.25 inches
• Length: 2.25 inches
• Jar Material: Glass
• Piece Material: Wood and Cork
• Quantity: 15 pieces

Best for: The busy professional seeking a humorous desk accessory to manage workplace stress, or the friend who appreciates witty, unconventional gifts. It's for individuals who enjoy a good laugh and a lighthearted approach to life's minor irritations.

Common Questions

What is the jar made of?

The jar itself is constructed from glass, providing a clear vessel for the wooden 'fucks'. This durable material ensures the novelty item can be displayed and used as a humorous reminder for a long time.

How many 'fucks' come in the jar?

Each jar comes pre-filled with 15 high-quality wooden pieces, each designed to represent a 'fuck' you don't have to give. This quantity offers a substantial visual representation for managing your daily frustrations.

Is this suitable as a gift?

Absolutely. This item is specifically designed as a cheeky gag gift. It's perfect for friends, colleagues, or anyone who appreciates humor and could use a lighthearted reminder to not sweat the small stuff.

This Little Genie novelty item offers a humorous approach to stress relief with its 15 wooden pieces in a 4.375-inch glass jar. It's a unique gag gift designed to bring laughter and encourage letting go of minor daily worries.

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Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →