Fucks I Have to Give - Bottle of 15

The Fucks I Have to Give is a novelty stress-relief item from Little Genie, containing 15 wooden pieces within a 4.375-inch tall glass jar. Designed as a humorous gag gift, it helps users lighten up and let go of unnecessary worries. This item is manufactured in China and features cork and glass materials.

Unlike other gag gifts that offer fleeting amusement, this jar provides a tangible way to visualize and release anxieties. The inclusion of 15 distinct wooden 'fucks' allows for a satisfyingly dismissive ritual, making it more interactive than a simple joke item. It’s a playful tool for managing the daily grind.

Product Details

• Brand: Little Genie
• Height: 4.375 in
• Diameter: 2.25 in
• Weight: 0.40 lbs
• Materials: Glass, Wood, Cork
• Pieces Included: 15
• Country of Origin: China

Best for: The perpetually stressed office worker seeking a humorous outlet, or the friend who has a sarcastic sense of humor and needs a lighthearted pick-me-up. Ideal for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a tangible way to cope with life's minor annoyances.

• Release worries with 15 wooden pieces — a tangible way to let go.
• Humorous gag gift for friends or self-care — brings laughter and stress relief.
• Durable glass jar construction — stands 4.375 inches tall for display.
• Includes cork and wood materials — offering a unique tactile experience.
• Compact size for easy placement — measures 2.25 inches in diameter.

Glass, Wood

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

How big is the jar?

The glass jar stands 4.375 inches tall with a diameter of 2.25 inches, making it a compact and display-friendly item.

What are the wooden pieces made of?

The 15 included pieces are crafted from wood, providing a distinct tactile element to the stress-relief gag gift.

Is this suitable for children?

This item is intended as a novelty gag gift for adults and is not a toy. It contains small wooden pieces and is designed for humorous stress relief.

This Little Genie Jar of Fucks offers a hilarious and tangible method for stress relief, featuring 15 wooden pieces in a 4.375-inch glass jar. It's the perfect gag gift for anyone needing to lighten up and laugh.

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