Macaweenie & Cheese

The Macaweenie & Cheese from Hott Products is an edible, penis-shaped pasta designed for a unique dinner experience. This novelty food item measures 6.625 inches in length and 4.25 inches in diameter, offering approximately 4 servings per 6.25-ounce net weight package. It provides a playful twist on a classic comfort meal.

Unlike traditional pasta dishes, Macaweenie & Cheese offers a distinctly humorous and provocative presentation. The unique shape, combined with the playful warning about the 'hot and wet' weenies after cooking, sets it apart for those seeking a memorable and lighthearted mealtime adventure.

Key Features

• A unique dinner experience — edible, penis-shaped pasta
• Serves approximately 4 people — 6.25 oz net weight
• Measures 6.625 inches long and 4.25 inches in diameter
• An engaging conversation starter for any meal
• Provides a playful and memorable dining occasion
• A novel way to enjoy a comforting pasta dish

Product Specifications

• Brand: Hott Products
• Length: 6.625 inches
• Diameter: 4.25 inches
• Height: 2 inches
• Net Weight: 6.25 ounces
• Servings: Approximately 4
• Feature: Edible Penis Shaped Pasta

Best for: Adults looking for a humorous and unconventional meal for a bachelorette party, a themed dinner, or a playful date night. Individuals who appreciate novelty foods and enjoy a lighthearted approach to dining.

Common Questions

How do I prepare the Macaweenie & Cheese?

Preparation instructions are included on the product packaging. Following these steps carefully will ensure the best taste and texture for your Macaweenie & Cheese, leading to a delightful culinary experience.

What are the ingredients in the pasta?

The pasta is made from enriched macaroni product, containing wheat flour. It also includes niacin and ferrous sulfate (iron), along with thiamin mononitrate (Vitamin B1).

Is this suitable for a family dinner?

Macaweenie & Cheese is designed as a novelty food item for adults seeking a humorous and playful dining experience. Its unique shape and suggestive nature make it best suited for adult gatherings or themed events rather than a typical family meal.

Macaweenie & Cheese offers a 6.25 oz serving of edible, penis-shaped pasta for a memorable meal. Its unique dimensions and playful design make it a standout choice for adult novelty dining.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Penis Shaped Pasta

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Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →