Dick Don't Kill My Vibe Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes

The Dick Don't Kill My Vibe Naughty Greeting Card from Naughty Kards is a unique A2 card (4.25" x 5.5") that includes a Rock Candy vibrator and Fresh Vibes towelettes. This playful card is designed for intimate celebrations, offering a blend of heartfelt messages and exciting personal pleasure.

This greeting card set elevates traditional well-wishes with an interactive element not found in standard cards. Beyond the humorous message, it provides a discreetly attached bullet vibrator and cleansing towelettes, offering a complete experience for intimate moments and ensuring freshness.

Key Features

• Send a cheeky message with the "Dick Don't Kill My Vibe" slogan — a humorous and direct statement.
• Enjoy intimate moments with the included Rock Candy vibrator — a compact personal massager.
• Maintain freshness with the accompanying Fresh Vibes towelettes — designed for cleansing.
• The card is sized A2 (4.25" x 5.5") and comes with a matching envelope.
• Presented in hanging plastic packaging for a retail-ready display.
• Includes informational instructions for safe and enjoyable use of the vibrator.

Product Details

• Brand: Naughty Kards
• Card Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
• Vibrator Length: 5 inches
• Vibrator Diameter: 1.5 inches
• Towelette Ingredients: Water, Butylene Glycol, Glycerin, Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Disodium Lauramphodiaceate, Poloxamer 184, Decyl Glucoside, Charmomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Thymol, Phenoxyethanol, DMDM Hydantoin, Triethanolamine
• Packaging: Hanging Plastic

Best for: The adventurous couple looking to add spice to anniversaries or special occasions, and individuals seeking a humorous yet intimate gift for a partner. Anyone who appreciates playful, adult-themed novelty items with a functional surprise.

Common Questions

How do I use the vibrator?

The card set includes informational instructions detailing safe and enjoyable use of the attached bullet vibrator. Always follow the provided guidelines for optimal performance and user experience.

Are the towelettes safe for sensitive skin?

The Fresh Vibes Towelettes contain ingredients like Chamomile extract, which is known for its soothing properties. However, if you have very sensitive skin, it's always recommended to check the full ingredient list before use.

Can I mail this card through the postal service?

Due to the attached personal massager, it's advisable to check with your local postal service regarding regulations for mailing items containing electronics or adult novelties. Some carriers may have specific restrictions.

This Naughty Kards greeting card offers a memorable way to celebrate with a built-in surprise. Combining a humorous message with a functional bullet vibrator and cleansing towelettes, it's designed for intimate fun.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →