Nobu Big Dildo Energy Reusable Tote - Blue

The Nobu Big Dildo Energy Reusable Tote in Blue offers a whimsical and practical alternative to standard shopping bags. Measuring 18.5 inches in height and 14 inches in length, this tote provides ample space for your purchases. Its unique design allows users to express personality and humor while carrying essentials, making everyday errands more engaging.

Unlike conventional, plain shopping bags, the Nobu tote injects personality and fun into daily tasks. Its bold graphic and statement message are designed to spark conversation and bring a smile, transforming a mundane accessory into a statement piece. This reusable tote is crafted for those who appreciate a touch of playful irreverence in their lifestyle choices.

Key Features

• Express personal style with a humorous statement — unique 'Big Dildo Energy' graphic
• Carry groceries and essentials with ease — 18.5-inch height and 14-inch length
• Reduce waste with a durable alternative — reusable tote construction
• Add a touch of playful irreverence to errands — eye-catching blue color and design
• Comfortable to carry even when full — sturdy handles designed for everyday use
• A conversation starter for the discerning shopper — distinctive and memorable aesthetic

Product Specifications

• Brand: Nobu
• Color: Blue
• Height: 18.5 inches
• Length: 14 inches
• Depth: 7 inches
• Diameter: 0.5 inches

Best for: The playful shopper who enjoys making a statement with their accessories, the individual seeking a unique and humorous gift, or anyone tired of plain, utilitarian shopping bags and desiring a touch of personality in their daily errands.

Common Questions

How durable is this reusable tote?

This tote is constructed from durable materials designed for repeated use, making it a reliable choice for carrying groceries and other items. Its reusable nature helps reduce single-use bag waste.

What kind of items can I fit in this bag?

With dimensions of 18.5 inches in height and 14 inches in length, the tote offers generous capacity suitable for a variety of items, from groceries and books to personal belongings for a day out.

Is the design suitable for everyday use?

Absolutely. While the design is humorous and attention-grabbing, the tote functions as a practical, everyday bag. It's perfect for grocery runs, market trips, or carrying essentials while out and about.

The Nobu Big Dildo Energy Reusable Tote in Blue offers a fun, personality-driven alternative to boring bags. Its substantial 18.5-inch height and 14-inch length make it practical for daily use, while the unique design ensures you stand out.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →