Nobu Pretty Sure I Deserve A Spanking Reusable Tote - Black

The Nobu Pretty Sure I Deserve A Spanking Reusable Tote in Black is a statement-making accessory for everyday errands. Measuring 18.5 inches high and 14 inches long, this durable tote offers a playful design. It serves as a functional and humorous alternative to standard shopping bags for conscious consumers.

This reusable shopping bag stands apart with its bold, witty graphic, transforming a mundane necessity into a conversation starter. Unlike plain canvas totes, it injects personality into your shopping trips, allowing you to express a sense of humor and individuality. The sturdy construction ensures it can handle your groceries or daily essentials with reliable flair.

Key Features

• Carry essentials with a humorous statement — featuring the 'Pretty Sure I Deserve A Spanking' graphic.
• Enjoy ample storage space — measuring 18.5 inches in height and 14 inches in length.
• Reduce waste with a reusable alternative — a stylish choice over single-use plastic bags.
• Maintain a sophisticated aesthetic — presented in a classic black color.
• Experience lasting use — constructed from durable materials for frequent carrying.
• Add a touch of playful defiance to your routine — a unique accessory for the discerning shopper.

Product Specifications

• Brand: Nobu
• Color: Black
• Height: 18.5 inches
• Length: 14 inches
• Diameter: 0.5 inches

Best for: The witty shopper who appreciates a blend of humor and practicality, seeking to make a statement during everyday errands. Ideal for individuals who enjoy expressing their personality through accessories and prefer sustainable choices over disposable options.

Common Questions

How durable is this reusable tote bag?

This tote is designed for lasting use, constructed from materials intended to withstand regular carrying of groceries and daily essentials. Its dimensions of 18.5 inches high by 14 inches long suggest a capacity suitable for substantial loads.

What are the exact dimensions of the tote?

The reusable tote measures 18.5 inches in height and 14 inches in length. It also has a diameter of 0.5 inches, contributing to its overall structure and carrying capacity.

Is this tote bag machine washable?

While specific care instructions are not provided, reusable totes are often best cleaned with a damp cloth to preserve the graphic and material integrity. Spot cleaning is typically recommended for printed designs.

Make your errands more amusing with the Nobu Reusable Tote in Black. This 18.5-inch high by 14-inch long tote offers a humorous design and durable construction, providing a stylish and sustainable way to carry your items.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →