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Nobu Definitely Not Sex Toys Reusable Tote - Black

Tired of the same old boring shopping bag? We understand! Be prideful, funny, and down right cute with a re-usable tote!

$1.00
Black
Color
Category · Any Occasion
✦ Discreet mailer · Free US shipping over $99 · Easy returns on unopened items
Description

The Nobu Definitely Not Sex Toys Reusable Tote is a black, 18.5-inch tall tote bag designed for shopping. It offers a humorous and stylish alternative to standard carryalls, allowing users to express personality with its playful messaging. This tote is ideal for everyday errands and grocery runs, providing a durable and eye-catching way to transport items.

This reusable tote distinguishes itself with a bold, humorous statement, transforming a mundane accessory into a conversation starter. Unlike generic shopping bags, it injects personality and wit into daily tasks. The durable construction ensures it can handle substantial loads, making it a practical choice for conscious consumers who appreciate a touch of playful irreverence in their accessories.

Key Features

  • Express personal style with a humorous message — "Definitely Not Sex Toys" graphic
  • Carry groceries and essentials with a 14-inch length and 18.5-inch height
  • Durable construction for repeated use — suitable for daily errands
  • Stylish black color complements any outfit
  • A fun and prideful alternative to ordinary shopping bags
  • Compact yet spacious design for everyday needs

Product Specifications

  • Brand: Nobu
  • Color: Black
  • Height: 18.5 inches
  • Length: 14 inches
  • Diameter: 0.5 inches

Best for: Individuals seeking a humorous and functional tote for grocery shopping or daily errands. This includes shoppers who appreciate witty designs and want to make a statement with their accessories, as well as those looking for a durable, reusable bag that stands out from the crowd.

Common Questions

What are the exact dimensions of this tote bag?

The tote bag measures 18.5 inches in height and 14 inches in length. While a diameter is listed as 0.5 inches, the primary dimensions for carrying capacity are its height and length, making it suitable for a variety of items.

Is this tote bag suitable for heavy grocery loads?

Yes, the tote is designed for repeated use and can handle substantial loads, making it a practical choice for grocery shopping and daily errands. Its durable construction aims to provide reliable performance for everyday carrying needs.

Can I wash this reusable tote bag?

Information regarding specific washing instructions is not provided. However, as a reusable tote designed for frequent use, it is generally expected that such items can be spot cleaned or gently washed, though specific care guidelines should be followed if available.

The Nobu Definitely Not Sex Toys Reusable Tote offers a humorous and stylish way to carry essentials. With its 18.5-inch height and 14-inch length, this black tote provides a durable and eye-catching alternative for everyday shopping.

Materials
Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.
Care
Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.
Shipping & discreet packaging
Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →