Nobu Less Stress, More Sex Reusable Tote - Green

The Nobu Less Stress, More Sex Reusable Tote in Green is a 18.5-inch tall, 14-inch long shopping bag designed to add personality to everyday errands. This durable tote offers a fun and expressive alternative to standard grocery carriers, making it suitable for conscious consumers who appreciate both style and utility.

This reusable tote bag stands out with its bold "Less Stress, More Sex" slogan, offering a humorous and confident statement piece for your shopping trips. Unlike generic bags, it provides a unique way to express individuality while promoting eco-friendly habits. The vibrant green color ensures it's easily spotted, adding a touch of playful luxury to your routine.

Key Features

• Carry essentials with a 18.5-inch height — ample space for groceries or personal items.
• Transport items comfortably with a 14-inch length — providing a practical carrying width.
• Express personal style with a bold, humorous slogan — standing out from ordinary shopping bags.
• Choose a sustainable option — reducing the need for single-use plastic bags.
• Add a pop of color to errands with a vibrant green hue — making your tote easily identifiable.
• Enjoy a durable design — built for regular use and carrying various goods.

Product Specifications

• Brand: Nobu
• Color: Green
• Height: 18.5 inches
• Length: 14 inches
• Diameter: 0.5 inches

Best for: The eco-conscious shopper who enjoys making a statement, individuals seeking humorous and unique accessories for daily errands, and those who appreciate a touch of playful luxury in their lifestyle choices.

Common Questions

What are the exact dimensions of this tote bag?

The tote bag measures 18.5 inches in height and 14 inches in length. While the description mentions a depth of 7 inches for carrying capacity, the primary listed dimensions focus on height and length for its overall structure.

Is this tote bag suitable for heavy grocery loads?

Yes, this reusable tote is designed for regular use and carrying various goods. Its durable construction aims to support typical grocery loads, making it a practical choice for shopping trips.

Can I machine wash this tote bag?

Specific care instructions for machine washing are not provided. For best results and to maintain the integrity of the print and material, spot cleaning or gentle hand washing is typically recommended for reusable totes.

Carry your essentials with a touch of wit using the Nobu reusable tote. Its 18.5-inch height and 14-inch length offer ample space, while the distinctive slogan adds personality to your eco-friendly shopping.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →