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Nobu Less Stress, More Sex Reusable Tote - Green

Tired of the same old boring shopping bag? We understand! Be prideful, funny, and down right cute with a re-usable tote!

$1.00
Green
Color
Category · Any Occasion
✦ Discreet mailer · Free US shipping over $99 · Easy returns on unopened items
Description

Tired of the same old boring shopping bag? We understand! Be prideful, funny, and down right cute with a re-usable tote!

We chose the Nobu Less Stress, More Sex Reusable Tote - Green because the best bachelorette pieces are the ones that make the bride laugh — quickly, completely, without a single eye-roll. Nobu reads the room well.

Add it to the welcome bag, the rehearsal-dinner gag, or the late-evening dare. The kind of small joy that's gone before it's noticed.

Offered in the green family.

The Nobu Less Stress, More Sex Reusable Tote in Green is a durable, funny, and cute shopping bag from Eldorado. Measuring 15 inches high, 14 inches long, and 7 inches deep, this tote is perfect for carrying groceries or everyday essentials with personality. It's designed for anyone looking to add a bit of humor to their errands.

This reusable tote from Nobu isn't just another shopping bag; it's a statement piece. Designed by Eldorado, it offers a humorous and cute way to carry your items, making everyday errands more enjoyable. Its sturdy construction ensures it can handle your groceries, books, or daily essentials, while the playful message adds a touch of personality.

Product Details

  • Brand: Nobu
  • Color: Green
  • Dimensions: 15" H x 14" L x 7" D
  • Material: Durable fabric
  • Packaging: Bag

Best for: Designed for shoppers who appreciate humor and want to make a statement with their accessories, individuals looking for a reusable grocery bag that stands out, and those who prefer quirky, personality-driven everyday items.

Key features
  • Bold, humorous design — features a funny slogan to express personality during errands.
  • Generous carrying capacity — measures 15" high, 14" long, and 7" deep for ample storage.
  • Durable construction — built to withstand regular use as a grocery or everyday tote bag.
  • Eco-friendly alternative — reduces the need for single-use plastic bags.
  • Vibrant green color — adds a cheerful pop to your shopping trips.
  • From the Nobu collection — brings a unique, playful aesthetic to everyday accessories.
Care
Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.
Common questions

What are the exact dimensions of this Nobu tote bag?

This Nobu tote bag measures 15 inches in height, 14 inches in length, and 7 inches in depth, offering plenty of space for your essentials.

Is this reusable tote bag easy to clean?

While specific cleaning instructions aren't provided, durable fabric totes like this are typically spot-cleanable or can be hand-washed with mild soap and air-dried.

What kind of items can I typically carry in this tote?

You can use this tote for groceries, books, beach essentials, or any daily items. Its sturdy design and generous size make it versatile for various carrying needs.

The Nobu Less Stress, More Sex Reusable Tote offers a fun, durable, and spacious green carrying solution. Measuring 15" x 14" x 7", it's the perfect way to add humor to your daily errands.

Shipping & discreet packaging
Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →