Older, Wiser, & Hornier Birthday Greeting Card

The Older, Wiser, & Hornier Birthday Greeting Card is a humorous A2-sized card measuring 4.25" x 5.5". It features a pastel rainbow design and a cheeky message suitable for individuals who embrace aging with confidence and a sense of humor.

This card offers a playful and bold birthday sentiment that stands out from more traditional greetings. Its witty message and vibrant design make it a memorable way to acknowledge another year, serving as a conversation starter and a cheerful nod to life experience.

Key Features

• Cheeky birthday message — Features a bold 'Older, Wiser, & Hornier' sentiment.
• Vibrant pastel rainbow design — Adds a cheerful and eye-catching visual element.
• Standard A2 size — Convenient 4.25" x 5.5" dimensions for easy mailing.
• Includes matching envelope — Ready to send right out of the package.
• Durable cardstock printing — Ensures a quality feel and lasting impression.
• Ideal gift accompaniment — Adds personality to any birthday present.

Card Details

• Card Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
• Material: Cardstock
• Design: Pastel rainbow background
• Includes: Card and Envelope

Best for: Individuals with a great sense of humor, particularly those celebrating milestones with a playful attitude. Perfect for friends, partners, or loved ones who appreciate cheeky messages and don't shy away from acknowledging aging with wit.

Common Questions

What are the dimensions of this birthday card?

This card is an A2 size, measuring 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. It's a standard size that fits easily into most mailboxes and is convenient for sending.

What comes with the card?

You'll receive the 'Older, Wiser, & Hornier' birthday card along with a matching envelope. It's all packaged in a protective plastic sleeve, ready for you to write and mail.

What's the overall vibe of this card?

The vibe is definitely humorous and cheeky. It's designed for someone who enjoys a good laugh and appreciates a playful, slightly spicy message about getting older.

This birthday card offers a humorous and cheeky message on a pastel rainbow background. Measuring 4.25" x 5.5", it includes a matching envelope, making it a fun and complete birthday wish.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

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