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Shots The Dickheads Couples Straws

The Dickheads Straws are ideal funny gifts for sucking down one too many. These bachelorette party supplies are a necessity.

$4.98
Multi-Color
Color
Category · Bachelorette
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Description

The Dickheads Straws are ideal funny gifts for sucking down one too many. These bachelorette party supplies are a necessity.

We chose the Shots The Dickheads Couples Straws because the best bachelorette pieces are the ones that make the bride laugh — quickly, completely, without a single eye-roll. Shots reads the room well.

Made in plastic — finished cleanly, packaged so it survives the suitcase.

Add it to the welcome bag, the rehearsal-dinner gag, or the late-evening dare. The kind of small joy that's gone before it's noticed.

Offered in the multi family.

Shots The Dickheads Couples Straws by Eldorado are novelty drinking accessories designed for adult parties. Made from PE plastic, these multi-colored straws measure 7.3 inches long and are waterproof and splashproof. They are a fun addition to bachelorette parties and other celebrations.

Looking for a way to add some humor to your next party? These Dickheads straws from Eldorado are sure to get a laugh. They're perfect for bachelorette parties, gag gifts, or just a fun way to enjoy your favorite beverages. Unlike flimsy paper straws, these plastic ones are built to last through the whole celebration.

Product Details

  • Brand: Shots
  • Product Name: The Dickheads Couples Straws
  • Material: PE Plastic
  • Color: Multi-Color
  • Dimensions: 7.3 inches length x 0.16 inches inner diameter
  • Features: Waterproof, Splashproof, Phthalate-free
  • Packaging: Bag

Best for: Built for party planners organizing bachelorette parties, bridal showers, or adult-themed celebrations; individuals seeking funny and unique gag gifts; and couples or groups who enjoy novelty drinking accessories.

Key features
  • Hilarious party accessory — perfect for bachelorette parties and gag gifts.
  • Durable construction — made from sturdy PE plastic to last all night.
  • Waterproof and splashproof — no worries about spills or getting them wet.
  • Generous size — each straw measures 7.3 inches long for easy sipping.
  • Vibrant multi-color design — adds a festive touch to any drink.
  • Phthalate-free material — a safer choice for your party supplies.
Materials
Plastic
Specifications
Product dimensions 0" x 7.28" Inner diameter 0.16" Waterproof Yes Splashproof Yes Phthalate free Yes Specifications Sizes: 7.3in/18,5cm 0.16in/0,4cmMaterial: PE Materials PE
Care
Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.
Common questions

Are these straws safe to use with different drinks?

Yes, these straws are made from PE plastic and are phthalate-free, making them safe for use with a variety of beverages. They are also waterproof and splashproof, so you don't need to worry about leaks.

How long are these Dickheads straws?

Each straw measures 7.3 inches (18.5cm) in length with an inner diameter of 0.16 inches (0.4cm), providing a comfortable sipping experience for most standard drink containers.

Can I reuse these straws?

While designed for fun, these PE plastic straws are durable enough for multiple uses at parties. They are easy to clean and can be stored for future events.

Shots The Dickheads Couples Straws by Eldorado offer a humorous and durable way to enjoy drinks at parties. Made from PE plastic, these 7.3-inch multi-colored straws are waterproof and a must-have for bachelorette celebrations.

Shipping & discreet packaging
Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →