Shots The Dickheads Couples Straws

The Shots The Dickheads Couples Straws are novelty drinking accessories designed for adult parties and gag gifts. These multi-color plastic straws measure 4.75 inches in length and feature a 1.5-inch diameter, making them suitable for various beverages. They are a playful addition to bachelorette parties and other celebratory gatherings.

Unlike standard drinking straws, The Dickheads Couples Straws offer a humorous and distinctive design that enhances the party atmosphere. Their substantial diameter and playful aesthetic make them a memorable choice for events where fun and laughter are paramount. These novelty items serve as a conversation starter and a unique party favor.

Key Features

• Humorous design for adult parties — playful 'Dickheads' shape
• Durable plastic construction — built for repeated use
• Multi-color assortment — adds visual flair to any event
• Generous 1.5-inch diameter — accommodates thicker beverages
• Compact 4.75-inch length — easy to handle and use
• Ideal as a funny gift or bachelorette party supply — adds novelty

Product Specifications

• Brand: Shots
• Length: 4.75 inches
• Diameter: 1.5 inches
• Material: Plastic (PE)
• Color: Multi-Color
• Product Dimensions: 7.28 inches (height)
• Inner Diameter: 0.16 inches

Best for: Adults seeking humorous gag gifts for parties, individuals planning bachelorette or bachelor parties, and hosts looking for unique, conversation-starting party favors.

Common Questions

Are these straws reusable?

Yes, the Dickheads Couples Straws are made from durable plastic (PE) materials, designed for repeated use at parties and events. Their construction allows for easy cleaning after use, ensuring they can be a fun part of multiple celebrations.

What kind of drinks can I use these straws with?

With a 1.5-inch diameter, these straws are suitable for a wide range of beverages, including thicker drinks like milkshakes or smoothies. The 0.16-inch inner diameter is standard for most drinking liquids.

Are these straws safe for all ages?

These novelty straws are intended for adult use and are best suited as funny gifts or party supplies for bachelorette parties and similar adult gatherings. They are phthalate-free.

The Shots The Dickheads Couples Straws provide a unique and humorous way to enjoy beverages at adult parties. Their playful design and durable plastic construction make them a memorable addition to any celebration.

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Product dimensions 0" x 7.28" Inner diameter 0.16" Waterproof Yes Splashproof Yes Phthalate free Yes Specifications Sizes: 7.3in/18,5cm 0.16in/0,4cmMaterial: PE Materials PE

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

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