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Shots The Dickheads Groom Straws

The Dickheads Straws are ideal funny gifts for sucking down one too many. These bachelorette party supplies are a necessity.

$4.97
Black
Color
Category · Bachelor
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Description

Shots The Dickheads Groom Straws are novelty drinking accessories designed for bachelorette parties and gag gifts. These black polyethylene straws measure 4.75 inches in length and 1.5 inches in diameter, offering a unique way to enjoy beverages. They are waterproof and phthalate-free, making them a safe and fun addition to any celebration.

Unlike standard drinking straws, The Dickheads Groom Straws feature a distinctive novelty shape, making them a memorable party favor. Their durable polyethylene construction ensures they can be used for multiple occasions, while their waterproof nature allows for easy cleaning. These straws serve as a humorous and functional element for celebratory drinks.

Key Features

  • Serve as humorous party favors — distinctive novelty shape
  • Constructed from durable polyethylene — built for repeated use
  • Waterproof design for easy cleaning and versatility
  • Phthalate-free material for safe consumption
  • Black color offers a sleek, understated look
  • Compact size for easy handling and portability

Product Specifications

  • Brand: Shots
  • Material: Polyethylene
  • Color: Black
  • Length: 4.75 inches
  • Diameter: 1.5 inches
  • Height: 10.25 inches
  • Waterproof: Yes
  • Phthalate Free: Yes

Best for: Bachelorette party planners seeking unique and humorous supplies, individuals looking for novelty gag gifts, and hosts of celebratory events wanting distinctive drinkware.

Common Questions

Are these straws reusable?

Yes, these straws are made from durable polyethylene, allowing for repeated use. Their waterproof nature also makes them simple to clean after each occasion, ensuring longevity.

What are the main dimensions of the straw?

The Dickheads Groom Straws measure 4.75 inches in length and have a diameter of 1.5 inches. The overall product height is 10.25 inches.

Can I use these straws for hot beverages?

While these straws are waterproof and safe for general use, they are primarily designed for cold beverages at parties and celebrations. Specific temperature resistance for hot liquids is not indicated.

Shots The Dickheads Groom Straws provide a humorous and functional addition to parties. Made from durable, phthalate-free polyethylene, these black straws are waterproof and reusable, ensuring a memorable experience.

Materials
["Polyethylene"]
Specifications
Product dimensions 0" x 7.28" Inner diameter 0.16" Waterproof Yes Splashproof Yes Phthalate free Yes Specifications Sizes: 7.3in/18,5cm 0.16in/0,4cmMaterial: PE Materials PE
Care
Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.
Shipping & discreet packaging
Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →