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Shots The Dickheads Groom Straws

The Dickheads Straws are ideal funny gifts for sucking down one too many. These bachelorette party supplies are a necessity.

$4.98
Black
Color
Category · Bachelor
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Description

The Dickheads Straws are ideal funny gifts for sucking down one too many. These bachelorette party supplies are a necessity.

We chose the Shots The Dickheads Groom Straws because the best bachelorette pieces are the ones that make the bride laugh — quickly, completely, without a single eye-roll. Shots reads the room well.

Made in polyethylene — finished cleanly, packaged so it survives the suitcase.

Add it to the welcome bag, the rehearsal-dinner gag, or the late-evening dare. The kind of small joy that's gone before it's noticed.

Offered in the black family.

Shots The Dickheads Groom Straws by Eldorado are reusable drinking straws designed for novelty and bachelorette parties. Made from durable polyethylene, these 7.3-inch straws feature a 0.16-inch inner diameter and are waterproof. They serve as a humorous party accessory for guests to enjoy beverages.

Add a touch of playful humor to your next celebration with Shots The Dickheads Groom Straws. These aren't your average party favors; they're designed to be a memorable, funny gift for the groom or any member of the bachelorette party crew. Their durable polyethylene construction ensures they can handle repeated use throughout the festivities.

Product Details

  • Brand: Shots
  • Color: Black
  • Material: Polyethylene (PE)
  • Length: 7.3 inches (18.5cm)
  • Inner Diameter: 0.16 inches (0.4cm)
  • Waterproof: Yes
  • Phthalate Free: Yes

Best for: Built for bachelorette party planners, groomsmen, and anyone looking for a humorous party favor for adults aged 21+. Ideal for casual celebrations where a lighthearted, gag-gift item is desired.

Key features
  • Hilarious party accessory — perfect for bachelorette parties and gag gifts.
  • Durable polyethylene construction — built for repeated use at celebrations.
  • Generous 7.3-inch length — ideal for various drinking vessels.
  • Waterproof and splashproof design — ensures functionality during lively events.
  • Phthalate-free material — offers peace of mind for guest safety.
Materials
Polyethylene
Specifications
Product dimensions 0" x 7.28" Inner diameter 0.16" Waterproof Yes Splashproof Yes Phthalate free Yes Specifications Sizes: 7.3in/18,5cm 0.16in/0,4cmMaterial: PE Materials PE
Care
Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.
Common questions

Are these straws safe to use with drinks?

Yes, The Dickheads Groom Straws are made from polyethylene and are phthalate-free, ensuring they are safe for use with beverages at your party.

How long are these straws?

These novelty straws measure 7.3 inches (18.5cm) in length, making them suitable for a variety of glasses and cups.

Can I reuse these straws?

Absolutely. The durable polyethylene material means these straws are designed for reuse, making them a fun and practical party accessory.

Shots The Dickheads Groom Straws offer a humorous, reusable drinking solution for parties. Made from safe polyethylene, these 7.3-inch black straws add a playful touch to any bachelorette or gag gift occasion.

Shipping & discreet packaging
Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →