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Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping Paper

Traditional wrapping paper feel too boring for you? Not here!

$13.50
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Description

Traditional wrapping paper feel too boring for you? Not here!

We chose the Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping Paper because the best bachelorette pieces are the ones that make the bride laugh — quickly, completely, without a single eye-roll. Kush Kards reads the room well.

Made in paper — finished cleanly, packaged so it survives the suitcase.

Add it to the welcome bag, the rehearsal-dinner gag, or the late-evening dare. The kind of small joy that's gone before it's noticed.

Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping Paper by Kush Kards is a vibrant, glossy paper designed for adult gifts. This paper offers a playful alternative to traditional wrapping, featuring bold graphics and a thick, #70 opaque finish. It's ideal for adding an extra layer of excitement to presents for partners or adult-themed occasions.

Tired of wrapping gifts with paper that feels too vanilla? The Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping Paper from Kush Kards injects some serious fun into your gift-giving. This isn't your grandma's wrapping paper; it's designed for those who appreciate a bit of playful innuendo and want their presents to make a statement before they're even opened.

Product Details

  • Brand: Kush Kards
  • Material: Paper (#70 Opaque)
  • Sheet Size: 20" x 29"
  • Quantity: 3 sheets per roll
  • Finish: Glossy
  • Packaging: Bag

Best for: Built for couples seeking to add excitement to gift-giving, individuals looking for unique adult-themed novelty items, and anyone who wants their presents to stand out with a playful, cheeky vibe.

Key features
  • Bold, adult-themed graphics — makes gifts instantly more exciting and playful.
  • Thick, glossy #70 opaque paper — ensures a premium feel and easy folding.
  • Generous sheet size — each of the 3 sheets measures 20" x 29" for ample coverage.
  • Conveniently rolled — 3 sheets are rolled together for simplified storage and use.
  • Unique alternative to standard gift wrap — perfect for couples and naughty occasions.
  • From the brand Kush Kards — known for playful and adult-oriented novelty items.
Materials
Paper
Care
Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.
Common questions

How many sheets of wrapping paper come in a roll?

Each roll of Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping Paper contains 3 individual sheets. This makes it easy to manage and use for multiple gifts or one larger present.

What are the dimensions of each wrapping paper sheet?

Each sheet of this playful wrapping paper measures 20 inches by 29 inches. This generous size provides plenty of paper for most gifts, large or small.

Is this wrapping paper suitable for all types of gifts?

This paper is specifically designed for adult gifts and playful occasions. While it's great for adding a naughty touch to presents for partners, it might not be suitable for more traditional or family-oriented gift exchanges.

Kush Kards' Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping Paper features 3 glossy, 20" x 29" sheets of #70 opaque paper, offering a fun, adult-themed alternative to boring gift wrap.

Shipping & discreet packaging
Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →