Suck a Bag of Dicks - 100 pc Bag

The Suck a Bag of Dicks is a novelty candy from Candy Prints, featuring approximately 100 fruit-flavored pieces per 3oz bag. This multi-color confectionery offers an assorted flavor profile, making it a humorous and direct treat. It serves as a unique gag gift for various social situations, providing a lighthearted, albeit cheeky, way to express sentiments.

Unlike generic novelty sweets, this dick candy delivers a bold statement with its name and assorted fruit flavors. Each bag contains roughly one hundred pieces, offering a substantial amount of candy for its size. The multi-color assortment adds a visual element to the cheeky confectionery.

• Humorous gag gift — perfect for friends or coworkers who can take a hint
• Assorted fruit flavors — a variety of tastes in every bag
• Approximately 100 pieces per bag — provides a generous quantity
• 3oz net weight — a compact yet satisfying amount of candy
• Multi-color design — visually engaging and fun
• Directly named confectionery — makes a statement with its unique branding

• Brand: Candy Prints
• Count: Approx. 100 pieces
• Weight: 3 oz
• Flavor: Assorted
• Color: Multi-Color
• Length: 5.5 inches
• Height: 3.75 inches
• Country of Origin: China

Best for: The ideal customer is someone looking for a humorous, attention-grabbing gag gift for a specific occasion or individual. This includes adults seeking a novelty item for a party, a white elephant exchange, or as a playful present for a friend with a strong sense of humor. It's also suitable for those who appreciate direct and bold branding in their novelty purchases.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

What kind of flavors can I expect in this candy bag?

You can expect an assortment of fruit flavors in each bag. The exact mix of flavors can vary, but they are all fruit-based to provide a fun and varied taste experience with every piece of this novelty confectionery.

How many pieces of candy are typically in one bag?

Each bag contains approximately one hundred pieces of candy. This quantity provides a good amount of this fruit-flavored confectionery, making it suitable for sharing as a gag gift or for personal amusement.

Is this candy suitable for children?

Given the explicit name and marketing of this confectionery, it is not intended for children. It is designed as a novelty item for adults who appreciate bold humor and direct messaging in their gag gifts.

This 3oz bag of fruit-flavored dick candy offers approximately 100 multi-color pieces with assorted flavors. It's a unique novelty confectionery designed for adults seeking a bold and humorous gag gift.

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