Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks - 100 pc Bag

The Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks is a novelty candy offering approximately 100 pieces per 3-ounce bag. These fruit-flavored confections are designed for humorous gifting occasions. The candy's ingredients include dextrose, maltodextrin, and artificial flavors and colors, providing a sweet and sour taste experience.

This bag of novelty candies offers a unique way to deliver a playful message. Each piece is shaped to resemble a phallus and comes in assorted fruit flavors. The multi-color assortment ensures a visually engaging treat, perfect for breaking the ice or adding a touch of irreverent humor to gatherings.

Key Features

• Humorous gifting option — ideal for gag gifts and lighthearted pranks.
• Approximately 100 pieces per bag — ample quantity for sharing.
• Fruit-flavored confections — a sweet and sour taste profile.
• Phallic shape — a distinctive and memorable design.
• Multi-color assortment — visually appealing and fun.
• Dextrose and maltodextrin base — common candy ingredients.

Product Details

• Brand: Candy Prints
• Quantity: 100 pieces (approx. 3 oz)
• Length: 4 inches
• Diameter: 1.5 inches
• Height: 5.5 inches
• Color: Multi-Color
• Ingredients: Dextrose, Maltodextrin, Malta Syrup, Magnesium Stearate, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Flavor, Artificial Color, Red 3, Blue 1, Yellow 5, Yellow 6

Best for: Individuals seeking a humorous and unconventional gift for friends with a bold sense of humor. This candy is also suitable for event planners looking for a playful party favor or anyone wanting to inject a dose of cheeky fun into a social gathering.

Common Questions

What are the main ingredients in these candies?

The candies are primarily made with dextrose and maltodextrin, along with malta syrup, magnesium stearate, and carnauba wax. They also contain artificial flavors and colors like Red 3, Blue 1, Yellow 5, and Yellow 6.

How many candies are typically in a bag?

Each bag contains approximately 100 pieces of candy. The total weight of the bag is about 3 ounces, offering a generous amount for sharing or for a single, memorable occasion.

Are these candies suitable for children?

Due to their novelty shape and suggestive theme, these candies are intended for adult consumption and gifting. They are not recommended for children.

Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks offers a unique, fruit-flavored novelty candy experience. With approximately 100 multi-color pieces per 3-ounce bag, these confections provide a memorable and humorous addition to any adult-oriented event or gag gift.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

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