Suck a Bag of St. Nick's Dicks - 3 oz Bag

Candy Prints Suck a Bag of St. Nick's Dicks is a novelty holiday confection. This edible candy measures 5.675 inches in length and 0.35 inches in diameter, presented in a 3 oz bag. It is designed for festive, humorous gift-giving during the holiday season.

This unique holiday candy offers a surprising and amusing addition to festive celebrations. Unlike traditional sweets, its phallic shape and playful name are intended to elicit laughter and lighthearted reactions, making it a memorable conversation starter at holiday gatherings. The generous 3 oz bag contains approximately 100 pieces, ensuring ample supply for sharing.

Key Features

• Edible candy for consumption — made with dextrose, dextrin, and artificial flavors.
• Phallic shape for humorous appeal — designed to be a novelty gift.
• Multi-color assortment for visual interest — bright and festive hues.
• 3 oz bag contains approximately 100 pieces — ideal for sharing.
• Festive holiday theme — perfect for stocking stuffers or gag gifts.
• Artificial flavors and colors used — provides a sweet taste and vibrant appearance.

Candy Specifications

• Brand: Candy Prints
• Length: 5.675 inches
• Diameter: 0.35 inches
• Height: 3.75 inches
• Color: Multi-Color
• Weight: 3 oz
• Features: Edible, Flavored

Best for: Adults seeking humorous and unconventional holiday gifts, individuals organizing white elephant parties, or those looking for a lighthearted gag gift to share with friends and family during festive occasions.

Common Questions

What are the main ingredients in these candies?

The candies are primarily made from dextrose, dextrin, magnesium stearate, and carnauba wax. They also contain artificial flavors and artificial colors like FD&C Red 40, Blue 1, and Yellow 5 for taste and appearance.

How many pieces are typically in a bag?

A 3 oz bag usually contains approximately 100 pieces of candy. This quantity is designed to be sufficient for sharing among a group or for multiple festive occasions.

Are these candies suitable for children?

Given the novelty nature, suggestive shape, and humorous branding, these candies are intended for adult consumption and gifting. They are best suited for adult-only gatherings or as a gag gift for adults.

Candy Prints offers a unique 3 oz bag of edible, flavored candies in a festive multi-color assortment. With approximately 100 phallic-shaped pieces, it provides a humorous and memorable way to add naughty festive cheer to holiday celebrations.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

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Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →