Swallow Your Heart Naughty Greeting Card

The Swallow Your Heart Naughty Greeting Card from Kush Kards offers a bold and playful way to express affection. This A2-sized card measures 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches, making it a substantial yet intimate gesture. It comes complete with an envelope and is presented in protective plastic packaging, ready to deliver your heartfelt message.

Unlike generic greeting cards, the Swallow Your Heart card delivers a direct and memorable message. Its unique phrasing is designed to evoke a strong reaction and create a lasting impression. The quality construction ensures your sentiment is delivered with a touch of luxury, setting it apart from ordinary stationery.

Key Features

• Express deep affection with a direct message — "Let me Swallow your Heart"
• Convenient A2 card size — 4.25" x 5.5" for a notable presence
• Includes a matching envelope for a complete presentation
• Protected within clear plastic packaging to maintain pristine condition
• Designed for a bold and memorable way to communicate desire
• A unique stationery choice for intimate and playful occasions

Card Details

• Brand: Kush Kards
• Card Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
• Length: 5.5 in
• Height: 7.25 in
• Diameter: 0.2 in

Best for: Individuals seeking a provocative and humorous way to express romantic interest or deep affection. Perfect for partners, significant others, or anyone with a playful and daring sense of humor who appreciates unique, bold stationery.

Common Questions

What's included with the card?

This card comes with a matching envelope, ensuring a complete and polished presentation. It is also enclosed in clear plastic packaging to keep it clean and undamaged until you're ready to use it.

Is this card suitable for a formal occasion?

The Swallow Your Heart card is designed for intimate and playful settings. Its direct and suggestive messaging makes it ideal for romantic partners or occasions where a bold, humorous, and affectionate statement is appropriate, rather than formal events.

How is the card packaged for shipping?

Each card is individually sealed in protective plastic packaging. This ensures that the card and its envelope arrive in excellent condition, ready for you to gift or send to your intended recipient.

The Swallow Your Heart card offers a unique, luxury stationery experience with its bold message and A2 sizing. It's a memorable way to convey deep affection, complete with an envelope and protective packaging.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →