Tits Your Day Naughty Greeting Card

The Tits Your Day Naughty Greeting Card is a humorous A2-sized card measuring 4.25" x 5.5". This card offers a playful and cheeky way to send a message, making it suitable for adult celebrations or inside jokes. It comes with a matching envelope and is protected by a clear plastic packaging.

This greeting card stands out with its bold, pun-based humor, offering a memorable alternative to standard cards. Unlike more conventional options, its design focuses on a specific, adult-oriented joke. The card's substantial A2 size provides ample space for a personal message, ensuring your sentiment is clearly conveyed.

Key Features

• Delivers a humorous message — with a playful pun on "It's your day"
• Standard A2 card size — measures 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches for easy mailing
• Includes a matching envelope — for a complete and presentable package
• Protected in plastic packaging — keeps the card pristine until delivery
• Designed for adult humor — ideal for cheeky greetings and inside jokes

Card Details

• Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
• Includes: Envelope
• Packaging: Plastic Sleeve

Best for: Individuals looking for humorous and adult-themed greeting cards for birthdays, anniversaries, or just to share a laugh. Perfect for those who appreciate witty wordplay and a less conventional approach to card-giving.

Common Questions

What are the exact dimensions of this card?

The Tits Your Day Naughty Greeting Card is an A2 size, which measures 4.25 inches wide by 5.5 inches tall. This is a standard size that fits easily into most mailboxes and is convenient for sending through the postal service.

Does the card come with an envelope?

Yes, this greeting card includes a matching envelope. It is also protected by a clear plastic packaging to ensure it arrives in excellent condition, ready for you to write your message and send.

Is this card suitable for all occasions?

This card features adult humor and a specific pun, making it best suited for occasions where such humor is appropriate, like adult birthdays, bachelor/bachelorette parties, or as a cheeky inside joke. It's not intended for general or formal greetings.

The Tits Your Day Naughty Greeting Card offers a unique, humorous way to celebrate with its A2 size and playful design. It comes complete with an envelope and protective packaging, ensuring a memorable and cheeky delivery.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →