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Weenie Linguini

Weenie Linguini is the pecker-shaped pasta that is fun to eat!

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Category · Candy and Food
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Description

The Weenie Linguini is a novelty edible pasta shaped like a phallus, measuring 4.25 inches in length and 2 inches in diameter. Produced in China, this fun food item is perfect for adult-themed parties or as a humorous gag gift for various celebrations. It can be incorporated into any standard pasta dish.

This unique pasta offers a playful twist on traditional mealtime or party snacks, setting it apart from standard culinary items. Its distinctive shape ensures a memorable experience, making any gathering more entertaining. Prepare to add a dose of laughter and conversation to your next event with this conversation-starting food.

Key Features

  • Edible pasta in a phallic shape — perfect for novelty occasions.
  • Measures 4.25 inches long and 2 inches in diameter for a substantial feel.
  • Weighs 0.45 lbs, making it easy to handle and incorporate into dishes.
  • Made in China, ensuring production for a global market.
  • Versatile for use in any of your favorite pasta recipes.
  • Ideal as a gag gift for bachelorette parties or girls' nights out.

Product Details

  • Brand: Hott Products
  • Length: 4.25 inches
  • Height: 9 inches
  • Diameter: 2 inches
  • Weight: 0.45 lbs
  • Country of Origin: China
  • Shape: Penis

Best for: Party planners seeking humorous icebreakers for adult gatherings like bachelorette parties or themed events. Individuals looking for a unique and memorable gag gift that sparks laughter and conversation. Anyone who enjoys adding a playful, unconventional element to their culinary creations or social occasions.

Common Questions

Can I cook this pasta like regular pasta?

Yes, the Weenie Linguini is designed to be cooked and consumed just like traditional pasta. You can use your favorite sauce and preparation methods to incorporate this novelty shape into any meal.

What kind of ingredients are in this pasta?

While specific ingredient details are not provided, this product is an edible pasta intended for consumption. It is manufactured in China and designed to be a fun addition to various recipes.

Is this pasta suitable for children?

The Weenie Linguini is specifically marketed as a novelty item for adult parties and gag gifts due to its shape. It is not intended for consumption by children.

Add a memorable and humorous touch to your next event with Weenie Linguini, the phallic-shaped edible pasta. Measuring 4.25 inches, it's a fun way to serve up laughs at parties or as a unique gag gift.

Materials
Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.
Specifications
Penis Shaped Pasta
Features
["Edible"]
Care
Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.
Shipping & discreet packaging
Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →