A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag - Pack of 3

The Wood Rocket A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag is a snarky Kraft paper gift bag designed for humorous gifting. It features a brown ribbon handle and measures 11.25 inches in height. This pack includes three bags, perfect for white elephant exchanges or gag gifts where a touch of irony is desired.

Unlike traditional gift wrap, this snarky gift bag adds a layer of passive-aggressive humor to any present. Its Kraft paper construction and simple ribbon handle provide a rustic yet pointed presentation, ensuring your gag gift stands out and lands its intended punchline.

Key Features

• Delivers passive-aggressive humor — ideal for gag gifts
• Features a brown ribbon handle for easy carrying
• Constructed from durable Kraft paper
• Measures 11.25 inches in height for ample storage
• Comes in a pack of 3 for multiple gifting occasions
• Adds irony to any white elephant exchange

Gift Bag Specifications

• Brand: Wood Rocket
• Height: 11.25 inches
• Length: 9 inches
• Diameter: 1 inch
• Pack Size: 3
• Material: Kraft paper

Best for: The witty prankster who enjoys ironic humor and participates in white elephant gift exchanges. Also suitable for individuals looking for a unique way to present gag gifts at parties or celebrations, appreciating a touch of snark.

Common Questions

What are the exact dimensions of the gift bag?

The gift bag stands 11.25 inches tall, with a length of 9 inches and a diameter of 1 inch. This size is suitable for a variety of medium-sized gag gifts.

Can I reuse this gift bag?

While designed for humorous gifting, the Kraft paper construction and ribbon handle allow for multiple uses if handled with care. It's a durable option for repeated gag gift presentations.

Does the bag come with any filler or tissue paper?

No, the gift bag is sold as is and does not include any filler, tissue paper, or holiday cheer. It is intended to be filled with your chosen gag gift.

This pack of three Wood Rocket gift bags offers a humorous and passive-aggressive way to present gag gifts. Featuring a Kraft paper design and ribbon handle, they measure 11.25 inches tall for your ironic gifting needs.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

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