Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack

The Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack offers a collection of 24 novelty crayons with adult-themed names and multi-colors. Housed in humorous and suggestive packaging, these art supplies are designed for amusement and gifting. They complement Wood Rocket's adult coloring books for a complete creative experience.

Unlike standard art supplies, these crayons provide a unique, adult-oriented twist on a classic medium. Each of the 24 crayons features a suggestive name, such as 'Oral Orange' or 'Peg me Purple,' adding an element of playful naughtiness. The accompanying packaging is equally cheeky, making this pack a conversation starter and a memorable gift.

Key Features

• A playful assortment of 24 novelty crayons — featuring adult-themed names for adult amusement.
• Multi-colored wax sticks — offering a variety of vibrant hues for creative expression.
• Humorous and suggestive packaging — designed to enhance the novelty and gift appeal.
• Pairs with adult coloring books — extending the creative fun beyond the crayons themselves.
• A unique gift or party activity — providing entertainment and a touch of irreverence.
• Crafted by the creators of the popular Offensive Crayons line — ensuring a familiar brand of adult humor.

Product Specifications

• Brand: Wood Rocket
• Count: 24 Crayons
• Length: 2.625 inches
• Diameter: 1 inch
• Height: 4.5 inches
• Color: Multi-Color

Best for: Adults seeking humorous gag gifts for friends or partners. Individuals looking for a fun, unconventional party activity or icebreaker. Fans of edgy, adult-themed novelty items who appreciate irreverent humor.

Common Questions

Are these crayons safe to use for actual drawing?

Yes, these are functional crayons designed for drawing and coloring. While they feature adult-themed names and packaging, the wax itself is intended for artistic use, making them a dual-purpose novelty item.

What kind of names can I expect on the crayons?

The crayon names are playfully suggestive and adult-oriented, such as 'Oral Orange,' 'Peg me Purple,' and 'I Think I Am Going To...Cream.' They are designed to be cheeky and humorous.

How are the crayons packaged?

The crayons come in funny and sexy boxes, complementing the adult theme of the names. The packaging is part of the novelty and makes the pack a visually amusing item.

The Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack offers 24 multi-colored novelty crayons with adult-themed names. These art supplies come in funny, sexy boxes, perfect for gifting or a fun party activity.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →