Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons

Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons offer a unique artistic experience with 24 crayons per pack, each featuring a provocative name. These multi-color crayons are designed for adults, providing a humorous and edgy addition to creative endeavors, and come in playfully designed packaging.

Diverging from standard art supplies, these crayons are crafted by the creators of the renowned Offensive Crayons line. Each crayon boasts a distinct, cheeky moniker, such as 'Insufferable Vegan Green' or 'Victim Blame Blue,' ensuring a conversation starter. They are intended to complement Wood Rocket's adult coloring books, making them ideal for parties or as a distinctive gift.

Key Features

• Humorous artistic expression — 24 crayons with provocative names
• Versatile creative tool — suitable for adult coloring books and party activities
• Unique gift option — features funny and edgy packaging for a memorable present
• Distinctive color names — includes shades like 'Insufferable Vegan Green' and 'Victim Blame Blue'
• Adult-oriented humor — designed for those who appreciate edgy and unconventional themes
• Crafted by a known brand — from the makers of the popular Offensive Crayons

Crayon Specifications

• Brand: Wood Rocket
• Count: 24 Crayons
• Length: 2.75 inches
• Diameter: 1 inch
• Height: 4.5 inches
• Color: Multi-Color

Best for: Adults seeking novelty art supplies for personal use or as a gag gift. Individuals who enjoy dark humor, satire, and unconventional products, particularly those who appreciate the brand's previous 'Offensive Crayons' line.

Common Questions

Are these crayons suitable for children?

No, these crayons are specifically designed for adults due to their provocative names and adult-oriented humor. They are intended for use with adult coloring books and as a novelty item for grown-ups.

How many crayons come in a pack?

Each pack of Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons contains 24 individual crayons. This generous count ensures plenty of color options for creative projects or party entertainment.

What kind of names do the crayons have?

The crayons feature humorous and edgy names, such as 'Insufferable Vegan Green' and 'Victim Blame Blue.' These names are part of the product's unique, adult-focused appeal.

Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons provide 24 uniquely named, multi-color crayons for adult creative expression. They offer a distinctive gift or party activity, blending humor with art supplies.

Body-safe materials. See full description above for specifics.

Wash with warm water and mild fragrance-free soap. Use water-based lubricant where applicable. Store in a clean, dry place. Full guide on the Care & cleaning page.

Shipped within 24 business hours (Mon–Fri, excluding US holidays) from our Austin and Colorado warehouses. USPS Ground Advantage — 3–4 business days to anywhere in the US and Canada. Billing line reads LT WELLNESS. Full discreet promise →